Yyomoan

Cast

Heroes:

• Mana
• Bruno
• Epic
• Avi
• Toad
• Zoey
• Zac
• Jay
• Rhonda
• Webly
• Sunny

Villains:

• O
• JE
• Duke
• Survivor
• Reddy
• Dyna
• Stars
• Jess
• Gideon
• CK

• MrE

Chapter One - "I'm Really Daring"

Two helicopters fly over a tropical ocean as Redflare hangs out of a third in the middle of the two.

“Over the years, many wikians have come and gone from the Total Drama Fanfiction wiki.”

A shot of an overweight teenager in a red helicopter is shown. To the right is a blond, blue-eyed small teenager. To the left is a tall, young brunette.

“Some have been the most likable, admirable people the community has ever seen.”

A shot of a tall teenager with a jewfro in a blue helicopter is shown. He looks at a girl with purple hair to his left. They giggle.

“And others have terrorized the wiki, giving off negative vibes and making others uncomfortable as they go.”

A tall, muscular teenager wearing a swimsuit is shown looking into the distance. Suddenly, he goes into a voice-over. “I’ve wanted to be on reality TV for years and years now. Hopefully, my avid fanfic-writing, game-studying fandom won’t abandon me now.”

The tall brunette went into a voice over. “I’m looking around at the people on my helicopter. As I’m trying to figure out the theme of this whole thing, I noticed that all of the people on my helicopter are the ‘villains’ of the wiki. Am I really that bad?” She winks.

The camera pans back to the blue helicopter, and a young-looking brown haired boy goes into a confessional. “Wow, I never thought I would be in a helicopter flying over Samoa! This is awesome. I can’t wait to start playing the game.” His shirt says “WEBLY”.

Redflare is once again seen. “This is the ultimate battle: good versus evil. An age-old fight between two sides will come to its climax over the next thirty-nine days. These twenty-two heroes and villains will have to fight it out, adapt to the wilderness, and survive each other to claim a million dollars.”

A young, black male is seen on the Heroes helicopter. “They call me Epic on the wiki. I’m pretty much the newest user here – but I’m coming out, guns blazing. I’m a hero because people like me. But that’s only because I haven’t done anything wrong.”

A boy in his late teenage years is zoomed in on while he goes into a voice-over. “I take it I’m on the villains tribe,” he looks at his shirt, “and that doesn’t fit me. Zorbel sounds much more…eh, heroic.”

The middle helicopter suddenly gains altitude at a fast rate as Redflare dons a parachute.

“THIRTY NINE DAYS!”

The Villains helicopter is shown.

“TWENTY TWO PEOPLE!”

The Heroes helicopter is shown.

“ONE…” Redflare jumps. “SURVIVOR!”

The theme song, which displayed many wildlife shots as well as tribe designations and burning pictures of the competitors, was shown.

Redflare is now on a beach. There are two colored mats – one is blue, and one is red. They are both decorated with tropical patterns. Behind them are flags, sporting the same designs, except they are labeled “Heroes” and “Villains”, respectively. Redflare looks at the camera. “Here they come.”

As Redflare looks at the incoming helicopters, they descend upon the beach. “Introducing our cast.”

Out of the Heroes helicopter came Toad, a tall teenager with a jewfro. He sported a yellow shirt with a dodo on it.

“Toad,” Redflare greeted, “a popular author, an admin, and one of the most likable people the wiki has to offer. On the Heroes tribe.”

OHF emerged from the Villains helicopter wearing a Batman shirt. Behind him came CK, who wore a black track jacket and jeans.

“CK and OHF,” Redflare started, “on the Villains tribe. OHF, a villain on chat, spamming and pushing the envelope with rule breaking. CK, on the other hand, always causing drama with his ‘friends’ and pushing the envelope as well.”

“Wow, great way to start off the season. Just slap me in the face, at this point.” CK rolled his eyes.

“Good to have you here.” Redflare looked at the Heroes helicopter. A younger brunette than the one on the Villains copter, Zoey, emerged wearing a purple sequined shirt. Behind her was Rhonda, sporting her iconic purple hair.

“Zoey! Good to see you.” Redflare turned to Rhonda. “And Rhonda, often remarked for her insanity, is one of the most liked females the wiki has.”

“I feel the love.” Zoey laughed.

Zac, a tall teenager with a red highlight, and Epic, a black boy, came out of the Heroes helicopter while Jess, the tall brunette, exited the Villains helicopter.

“Zac, the wiki’s resident Canadian! Formerly known as Mrodd, he operates under the name Fyrexx and is known for his unique art style. And who could forget Epic? His existence so fresh in our minds, too.” Redflare smiled.

“And my intro?” Jess winked.

“Jess, your entertaining persona and questionable aspects about yourself identify you as an enigma – we put you on Villains because you lacked heroic aspects.” Redflare blushed.

“You’re so ineloquent.” She winked.

Gideon and Jay emerged from the Villains and Heroes helicopters, respectively.

“Gid and Jay! A married couple, now forced to battle each other. How will their love affect their game?” Redflare teased.

The Heroes helicopter produced two Brazilians: one with long hair, Mana, who wore a Marina and the Diamonds shirt, and Bruno, a shorter boy, with a red polo on.

Redflare smiled. “The Brazilian liaisons! Welcome to Samoa.”

“Thanks you!” Bruno responded.

From the red Villain vehicle came a Mexican who wore a shirt saying “Read Total Drama America” came out, right behind a tan guy wearing a coat.

“JE! How’s Total Drama America?” Redflare asked. “Just kidding, I don’t care.”

“Oh, it’s going fine. The next weekend special will be-“ JE was interrupted.

“I said I didn’t care. Anyway, Duke! Claims to be biracial and puts on a nice face all of the time since being confronted about being a douche. How are you?” Redflare accidentally dropped his notecards.

“Wow. I really don’t like you, you’re a terrible person,” Duke said with a large grin on his face. He did not show any teeth.

The boy with a “WEBLY” shirt exited the Heroes helicopter. “Hey, guys! Blue Bloods has been moved to Bubble Watch. Shame, I thought it would-“

“Webly…don’t…advertise…your blog here. No one honestly cares,” Redflare said.

Out of the Villains helicopter came the swimsuit boy, as well as a short teen with glasses. He donned red spandex leggings for whatever reason.

“Reddy! So iconic,” Redflare said.

“Dude, what about me?” the other boy asked.

“Here comes another hero!” Redflare continued.

“I’m so angered over this. I’m Survivor.” Survivor stomped.

Sunny was the next hero. He had a shot of him that maximized his Jonathan Penner similarities.

“Sunny! Welcome!” Redflare welcomed.

“Guys! Guys! Guys! Guess who replied to me on Twitter????” Sunny asked.

“Probably some UTR blonde that no one cares about,” Redflare responded. “Here comes the next Villain!”

It was a shorter male this time – Dyna.

“Dyna! Known for your snarky attitude and the Jesus Chris avatar. How’ve you been?” Redflare asked.

“Pretty average, actually,” Dyna responded.

“Did someone say…average?” Avi exited the Heroes helicopter, wearing a “March 2013 Featured User” hoodie.

“Um…hi.” Redflare looked at the cameraman and mouthed, “Who casted him?” The camera goes up and down as if the cameraman shrugged.

The Heroes helicopter was empty, so it flew away, blowing sand into the eyes of the competitors. As the final Villain exited, much chatter erupted as the Villains helicopter flew away.

Redflare stood with a confused face. “Who…is…this?”

It was a person with an indescribable figure. No one could identify a gender. “Hi, I’m Stars.”

“Who?” Toad asked.

“Stars?” Jess asked CK.

“I mean, where did Stars come from?” MrE asked.

“No, really, who are you? Are you a user?” Redflare asked.

“Yeah, I have a fanfiction.” Stars walked to the Villains mat.

“And what exactly have you done that makes you so…villainous?” OHF asked.

“I’m really antagonizing. See, watch.” Stars pushed OHF, only to fall to the ground himself because OHF was so fat.

“I’m really daring,” he said in a confessional.

Redflare still had his brow furrowed.

“Come on, guys. Cut it out,” Mana said.

Bruno laughed. “Who this is?”

Redflare shook his head. “Uh…anyway…time to get to your first challenge. Ready?”

Everyone shouted “YES”.

“Me?” Reddy asked.

“On this beach, there is a bag hidden somewhere in the ground. First person to return the bag to their tribe mat wins flint for their tribe. But, there are also two hidden immunity idols hidden in the ground. They come with a special set of instructions if you choose to grab one.” Redflare finished explaining.

“Fun.” CK shrugged.

“Survivors ready?” Redflare began.

“SO ready!” Jess laughed.

“Dude, I have an amazing strategy for winning this.” Survivor rubbed his hands together.

“Those Villains ain’t got nothing on us!” Zoey cheered.

“I right know?” Bruno laughed.

“GO!” Redflare yelled.

Everyone rushes to different parts of the beach, except JE, who sits there with his 2002 ThinkPad laptop and a large internet router from Unwired Broadband. “Why can’t I post the weekend special?” JE closed the laptop and grunted. “Guess I had better dig…”

CK and Zoey begin digging in the same space.

“Why can’t you just dig somewhere else?” CK asked.

“Because what if the bag is here?” Zoey asked.

“Then I win!” CK nudged her away.

“Don’t nudge me!” Zoey shoved CK.

CK had a confessional. “Oh, no, this _____ didn’t. I was about to drop a drama bomb right then and there. I’m not afraid to hit a girl.”

CK shoved Zoey back, and it escalated into a tussle in the sand. While they were fighting, JE came over and looked in the hole they had dug.

“What is this thing in the sand?” JE asked. He picked up what appeared to be a bundle of fabric.

“Oh my god it’s an idol.” MrE looked from afar and ran somewhere else to dig. He had a voice over. “I saw JE dig up an idol. That isn’t good. That means that I’m at a disadvantage. Once someone wins, I need to talk to him ASAP.”

Jess is digging, careful not to get sand in her hair. Directly behind her is Toad, chatting with O as they dig. Suddenly, they both hit something large and black.

“Black Santa?” OHF asked.

Toad sat there in awe before looking at O. Suddenly, he picked up this black object to reveal that it was the bag.

“So,” Toad said in a confessional, “how would I get this away from OHF without him realizing?”

JE is reading the Idol information. “You must stop searching immediately, or give the idol to a person on the other tribe.” JE puts the idol in his back pocket, sits down, and continues writing Total Drama America. He shouted, “Anyone wanna read?”

“Hey, OHF.” Toad was hiding the bag.

“Yeah?” He asked.

“I found one of the idols,” Toad whispered.

“OH EM GEE!” OHF squealed. “Really?”

Toad nodded. “Yeah! I buried it somewhere over there. I apparently had to rebury it if I wanted to keep looking.”

OHF furrowed his brow. “What if you’re just gonna keep digging here while I look for an idol that isn’t there?”

Toad shifted his jaw forward. “I won’t dig anymore, I promise.” He then had a confessional. “Technically, I didn’t lie, since the bag was already uncovered. Honesty? Check.”

While Jess was digging, she noticed OHF change digging spots. “Here, let me help you, I have a pretty good hunch that the bag is over here.”

OHF did not listen. He continued digging “where there are two sticks parallel to each other.”

Toad began to take the bag out of the ground.

Duke, out of nowhere, shouted, “TOAD HAS THE BAG!” He had a large grin on his face. “Let’s kill him!”

Mana shouted, “Are you INSANE?”

Toad tried to run with the bag, but it was very heavy.

Zoey was grabbing onto CK as he ran towards Toad. OHF continued to dig for an idol.

“Get off of me, tramp!” CK screamed.

“What?” Zoey dropped CK. “TRAMP?”

Survivor looked on from afar. “Dude, that was really OTTN of you.”

“Dude, shut up,” CK said. He pushed Zoey back and sprinted to Toad.

“OHF, what the ____ are you doing?” MrE asked.

“Idol searching, perhaps?” Stars proposed.

Dyna squinted. “Dude, I’m serious, who are you?”

Redflare shouted, “Everyone trying their best to either help or harm Toad’s efforts to return the bag to the Heroes mat!”

“I’m definitely hurting,” Stars said. He ran to Toad, still trying to move the bag, and slapped him.

“…what?” Toad asked.

“See, I slapped you. Total villainy.” Stars slapped him again.

“Ow!” Toad dropped the bag and rubbed his face. “Who the actual hell do you think you are?”

Stars grabbed the bag and made a mad dash for the Villains mat. “I’m Stars, from the wiki.”

CK and Zoey were on the ground, but raised their heads. Their jaws had dropped when Stars took the bag. “Did Stars just…make a villainous play?” Zoey asked.

“What…?” CK was in awe.

Duke cheered. “Go, Stars! Go, you goddess!”

When Stars was nearing the mats, Webly presented himself as an obstacle. Zac dove and grabbed his ankle.

“Uh-oh!” Redflare commentated. “Looks like Stars is in a bit of a bind!”

Zac began to bite Stars’s ankle.

“What?” Stars tried to move his ankle. “Ow!”

Webly tackled him to the ground, forcing Stars to drop the bag and defend himself.

“Toad! Now!” Webly shouted.

Toad sprinted towards the bag. Little did he know, however, that Gideon was the same distance away.

“Oh, not so fast, young one. I have the physical capabilities of someone of your aging period.” Gideon leaped at the bag and grabbed it, crawling towards the Villains mat.

“Go, Gid!” Jay cheered. Toad looked at her with a “WTF” face. “I mean…uh…go, Heroes!” Jay smiled sheepishly. “And Gid!” Toad shook his head. “And everyone else! Yay!”

Jess ran over to help Gideon. The two of them took the bag even further. But, then they looked behind them.

All of the Heroes, minus Jay, Webly, and Zoey, were grabbing onto the bag one by one and trying to move it towards the blue mat.

“A little help would be appreciated, here.” Jess tugged hard on the bag.

Stars, limping, was running towards the cluster of competitors. “They don’t call me a villain for nothing.”

“Yes, they do.” Toad rolled his eyes.

Avi took off his Featured User hoodie and used it to whip Gideon’s legs.

“That does hurt somewhat, you know. It is mostly the pain of the aglets striking my legs, though,” Gideon reacted.

“Redflare, what is in here? It’s so heavy!” Zac asked.

“Um…nothing notable.” Redflare answered. “Anyway, now all twenty two castaways have a hand on the bag!”

This was an error, however; OHF was still digging for an idol. He eventually uncovered one, and squealed with excitement.

CK and Zoey were slapping at each other still, even though they were trying to carry the bag.

“I can’t…hold…on…” Jess fell.

“Come on, guys!” Webly shouted. “The Villains are on bubble watch! We have a numbers advantage! PULL!”

The bag ended up on the Heroes mat.

“HEROES WIN REWARD!” Redflare shouted.

After the two tribes returned to their mats, Redflare gave the Heroes flint. “This is your lifeline in the game. Fire, basically for free.”

“This is epic.” Epic was smiling.

“For the Villains, I have a bit of a consolation prize.” Redflare took something out of his back pocket. “A map to your new home. Unfortunately for you guys, the Heroes get one too.” Redflare tossed the maps to the tribes. “Have fun.”

While shots were seen of the twenty two competitors departing to camp, CK had a voiceover. “I definitely see fire in Zoey’s eyes. She’s out to win. This means that the Heroes are a bigger threat than ever…and I plan to out-goddess them all.”

The Villains arrived at their camp.

“Crushing defeat. Tastes terrible.” MrE laid his things down by the Villains camp flag.

“Just a bucket and a map to a water well. Oh, and a machete,” Dyna commented. “Not enough to live, man.”

“Well,” CK suggested, “why don’t we get working?”

“I guess so,” Jess said while she winked.

“Dude, we need a lot of rest if we wanna win challenges.” Survivor laid down on the sand and began to sleep.

“That can’t be healthy,” CK commented.

“I’ll go get water with Jess, I suppose. Anyone want to come?” Gideon asked.

“I will.” Stars walked over to Gideon, then went into a confessional. “If I am to be the villain I am, I must make alliances.”

After the three left, Duke laughed. “I still don’t know who that guy is.”

“Me neither,” JE said from behind his computer.

“Hey, guys, can we get some food? I can’t be anorexic any longer,” OHF asked.

“If you want something done right, do it yourself, man.” Reddy walked away.

“And where are you going?” OHF asked.

“Firewood.” Reddy disappeared from view.

Gid, Jess, and Stars were talking.

“So, I was thinking, we could all go to the final three together,” Stars proposed.

“Don’t you think it’s a bit…I don’t know, early? It’s day one…” Jess responded.

“I agree with Miss Jessica on this one. I don’t even know if you’re worth keeping around,” Gideon said.

“Well, fine.” Stars went into a confessional. “I feel so hurt and rejected right now. I have a lot of anger, and I will be sure to take those two out.” Stars had a completely blank expression.

Gideon and Jess were now alone. “Who is he?” Jess asked.

“He acts like we’re supposed to know who he is, although I have seen him on the recent activity page,” Gideon remarked.

“Do you think anyone has an idol?” Jess asked.

“OHF was digging for one, no doubt. I don’t know if he got one, though,” Gideon responded.

“No harm in asking him, I guess.” Jess went into a confessional. “Gid seems like a good ally to have. He’s gentlemanly, which is good for my well-being. He seems loyal, but we’re all villains here.”

MrE was approaching JE.

“JE, I saw you dig up an idol,” MrE said.

“I did dig up something, but I don’t know if it’s an idol. Here,” JE took something out of his pocket, “you can have it.”

MrE was shocked. “Um…okay. Thanks, JE.” He looked at the camera and mouthed “LOL”. He went into a voice over. “JE gave me his hidden immunity idol.” MrE laughed. “Has he even seen this show before?”

The Heroes arrived at their camp while triumphant music played.

“Woo-hoo!” Zoey cheered.

“Welcome to the camp, Heroes!” Avi threw his hands in the air.

Bruno grinned. “We winned the flints!”

“Who wants to make fire?” Rhonda asked. “Just kidding, I will! Ahah!”

“I’ll get shelter stuff!” Toad said before going into a voice over. “The tribe chemistry right now is top notch. It could not get any better. We’re high off of our first win, and we intend to keep it.”

Rhonda and Mana were making the fire.

“Mana, do you want an alliance with me?” Rhonda asked.

“Uh, yeah, sure.” Mana had a cringing face on.

“Why the long face?” Rhonda asked. “Are you a horse?”

Mana laughed. “No, I’m just so overwhelmed by this experience.”

Rhonda had a confessional. “What Mana just told me is complete bull ____. I know he doesn’t want an alliance. He’s going down hard.”

Rhonda was seen talking to Epic.

“Aren’t you supposed to be making fire?” Epic asked.

“Well, I was talking to Mana…” Rhonda started before Epic went into a voiceover.

“I just don’t get Rhonda’s logic. It’s day one, who wouldn’t cringe at an alliance?”

Rhonda had her eyebrows raised and looking into Epic’s eyes. “Vote Mana out, or your game is ruined.”

“What did he even do wrong?” Epic asked.

“Everything,” Rhonda stated, “that’s what.”

Epic went back into his voiceover. “Rhonda is truly crazy. How is she even a hero?”

The camera angle rose into the air and zoomed in on the Villains camp. CK was blowing on ambers he had created, only to have them go out. He sighed. “Can I get some help here, please?”

Survivor walked over. “Dude, don’t waste your energy or breath. You never know when a challenge will spring itself on us.”

“Survivor, I know you’re really into this planning thing, but really? Help me.” CK turned back to his pile of wood and went into a confessional. “Survivor is getting really annoying, honestly. He thinks he’s the king of the tribe. All he does is sit around and say what he thinks our best interest is. Does he not know that he is on Survivor and could actually die? Knowing him, he probably will…”

The camera panned to OHF. “I’m going on a food hunt, guys. Be back later.” As he was walking through the woods, he looked behind him a few times. He then started running, and talked to himself. “So I’ve got the idol, now. I have no clue what to do with it, but I know it’ll give me an upper hand in the game. I’ve got some real power.”

As he was digging a hole to put it in, Stars walked by.

“Hey, OHF, what are you doing?” Stars asked.

OHF panicked. “Uh, I dropped some berries that I found because they were poisonous. I was just burying them so that the…” He looked in a tree. “Birds don’t eat them.”

“Wow, OHF, you’re so kind to the animals. How are you a Villain?” Stars smiled.

“How are you even notable?” OHF responded.

“I’m really daring, you know.” Stars kicked OHF and walked away.

OHF had a voice over. “So, Stars saw me burying the idol. Hopefully he’s dumb enough to believe my white lie, and I wouldn’t put it past him. I have no idea why he thinks he’s so villainous, though. Probably letting the red buff get to his head.”

Stars went into a confessional. “I love this red buff. It makes me feel so powerful and villainous, and really makes me want to embrace my evil side more than I already have. I’m extremely antagonistic. You’ll be seeing a lot of my master plans.” A shot of Stars tripping Jess was shown.

Duke and Dyna were building a shelter. “So, got a game plan, yet?” Duke asks.

“Eh, not really,” Dyna responds.

“Well,” Duke said, “how about going to the end with me?”

“It’s a thought.” Dyna picked up another bamboo piece.

“So, is that a yes?” Duke asked.

“I guess so,” Dyna responded as he snapped the bamboo in half.

“What’cha talkin’ ‘bout, boys?” MrE walked over.

“Just thoughts for the endgame. What are you up to?” Dyna said.

“Dyna, WTF?” Duke was livid.

MrE laughed. “Relax, lol.” He stopped. “Wow, did I really just say that? Anyway, I…” He took his idol out of his pocket, “have an idol!”

“Wow,” Duke said, “that’s marvelous. Can I have it?”

“Hell to the no. This is mine. But I was thinking, when one of us is in trouble, I’ll play the idol. We go to the final three and win the game.” MrE looked at the two. “Agreed?”

“Why so rush-y?” Dyna asked.

“You can never be too safe,” MrE said. Duke went into a voice over.

“Wow, MrE with an idol? Who would have thought? I need to con him out of it, or else. This game is changing, fast.”

The camera zoomed in on a wide open area before displaying a pedestal, two burning woks, two torches, and an intricate mud crawl. Redflare was standing next to two covered objects.

“Come on in, guys!” He shouted. The two tribes entered the challenge area. As they assembled, he looked on with an evil smile. “So, Jess. Villains doing okay without fire?”

“Well, CK was trying to make one, but no one really wanted to make one with him. It’s only day two, so we didn’t suffer terribly.” Jess winked.

“And, Rhonda. How are the Heroes getting along?” Redflare asked.

“We’re doing GREAT! The chemistry is amazing. Everyone loves everyone.” Rhonda jumped happily.

“Wow!” Redflare said. “Shame to break that up if you lose this challenge. Speaking of said challenge, ready to get to your first immunity?”

Everyone nodded.

“Here’s what you’ll do. Three members of each tribe must crawl through a mud pit. There are eleven bags of puzzle pieces scattered across it, color coded by tribe. They each contain two pieces of a ladder rung. You must dig up all of the bags and return them to the bottom,” Redflare pointed, “of this platform. Next, three members of each tribe will crawl to the very end of the mud pit and grab a torch. Three more members must then carry the torch through this shallow lake, to the center. You must light the torch an bring it back. Once you get it back, the last two tribe members must match all twenty two pieces with their partners, creating eleven ladder rungs. Then, the final two members of the tribe will attempt to fit each ladder rung in a spot that only it can go in. Once all eleven rungs are in, the torch bearer must lead their tribe up the ladder. Once all eleven tribe mates are atop the platform, the torch bearer must light the rope, releasing a flag.” The on-screen demonstration ended.

“First tribe to do this wins…” He uncovered one of two items. “Immunity.” Everyone cheered. “And also, Villains,” Redflare uncovered the second item, “should you win, you will receive this fire making kit. Better than flint, I think.” The Heroes complained. “Stop griping. I’ll give you a minute to strategize.”

A minute later, each team had three runners. “Getting bags for the Heroes is Rhonda, Bruno, and Epic! Getting bags for the Villains will be CK, Dyna, and JE! Survivors ready?” They nodded. “GO!”

CK went to a corner of the mud pit and began digging. “Why so many digging challenges, Flare?”

“You only live once.” Redflare grinned. “CK digs up a bag!” CK held up his bag. It was red.

“Yes!” CK put the bag in his mouth.

“Isn’t it all muddy?” OHF asked. CK shrugged and kept digging.

Rhonda and Bruno each had 2 bags, while Epic had none. “Heroes with four bags, Villains with one!” Dyna dug up a bag. “Make that two!” Epic dug up a bag, and looked over at Rhonda who had just dug up another. “Heroes with six now!”

“Shut up, I’m concentrating!” JE yelled. He unearthed a bag.

“Villains with three, Heroes with…” Bruno had four bags in his hand. “Eight! Let’s go, Villains! Pick it up!”

CK had 3 bags in his hand, while Epic unearthed another. “Heroes with nine now! Villains with five!”

JE dug up another bag at the same time as Bruno. “Heroes with ten now! One more for the Heroes! Villains with six!”

Rhonda screamed. “I got it!” Rhonda unearthed the last bag. “Heroes, get all the bags back to the bottom of the platform and tag out!” Dyna dug up another bag. “Villains with seven as Toad, Avi, and Zac head out for the Heroes!”

Toad reaches the edge of the mud pit first, and awaits Zac and Avi eagerly. “Come on, guys! Pick it up!”

“We have a lead, don’t worry!” Avi grinned through the mud.

Redflare was shown. “Villains now with ten bags, looking for that last bag!” Dyna had his entire arm in the pit, but brought up the eleventh bag. “Villains, bring back the bags and tag out!”

Sunny, Webly, and Jay were entering the lake with their torch when OHF, Stars, and Gideon were crawling to the edge. “This means Zoey and Mana will be matching ladder pieces for the Heroes! Gotta make up some time, Villains!” Redflare shouted.

“We are!” OHF shouted back.

The Heroes were halfway to the woks, while the Villains were almost through the mud pit.

“Villains made up the lost ground and gained a lead, can they keep it?” Redflare teased. The Heroes lit their torch as the Villains tagged out and sent Duke, Survivor, and Reddy on a quest through the lake.

“Survivor just swims ahead with no intention of helping his team!” Redflare announces.

“No, dude, I’m getting to the wok. Isn’t that the point?” Survivor asked.

Duke and Reddy are having trouble keeping the torch afloat. “Villains losing their lead!” Redflare said.

“You guys should have gotten more rest last night like I said!” Survivor yelled.

“Yeah, instead of trying to survive…total logic.” Reddy rolled his eyes.

“Heroes back with their torch!” Redflare announced. “Mana and Zoey working on ladder rungs!”

“Okay, you untie these bags, I’ll get these.” Mana started untying bags.

“Villains lit their torch! Gotta get back in time!” Redflare announced. “The water should be shallow enough for the torch to not go out, so be careful!”

“That made no sense…” Duke said.

“I still get paid, don’t I?” Redflare said. “Anyway, looks like Mana and Zoey have three rungs together.”

“Actually, four,” Zoey corrected.

“Wow, four? So quick?” Redflare was amazed. He turned around. “PICK IT UP, VILLAINS!”

The Villains returned to shore with the torch intact. MrE and Jess began untying red bags.

“No, that’s my bag.” Jess grabbed the bag MrE was untying.

“Does it really matter? As long as we get them untied...” MrE grabbed a different one.

“No, we’re doing what they’re doing and dividing the job.” Jess took six bags and moved them in front of her.

“Villains can’t get it together!” Redflare commentated. “How many you got left, Mana?”

“Just two!” Mana responded.

“Villains need to pull off a miracle at this point…” Redflare shook his head.

“Not helping, jackass.” MrE untied the last bag. Jess immediately began mashing pieces together.

“Villains working frantically, trying to pull something off! But it might be too late!” Mana put in the fourth rung into his ladder.

MrE sighed. “No, you need to be more attentive.” He grabbed a few pieces. “These look like they go together.” MrE created a rung. “Are you even listening?”

Jess had two pieces in her hand. “Yeah, these look like they go together, but they don’t!” The camera zooms in to reveal a triangle-shaped prong from one piece and a squiggly slot on the other.

“This is hopeless.” MrE turned around and saw the Heroes lighting their rope.

“HEROES WIN IMMUNITY!” Redflare announced. Toad and Zoey hugged each other, as did the rest of the tribe.

The scene moved to the two tribes back on their mats in an orderly fashion.

“Villains, how do you feel about this?” Redflare asked.

OHF cleared his throat. “Uh, it sucks. Now we can’t cook any food for me to eat.”

Redflare giggled. “Anyway, Heroes,” he handed them the immunity idol, “come get this!”

Mana grabbed the immunity idol. “I am the safety grabber!”

“Yes are you is!” Bruno smiled.

Redflare burst out laughing. “Dude, cut it out, that’s mean,” Mana said with a stern face.

“Sorry, sorry.” Redflare recomposed himself. “Anyway, Villains. Tribal tomorrow night. Someone going home. Go back to your camps.”

CK went into a voice over. “Now that we’ve lost, I need to secure my spot in this tribe as a hard worker, or I could be the first to go.”

The Villains returned to their camp at night.

“Dude, we need to conserve our energy better for the next challenge. I have an idea.” Survivor opened his mouth.

“Dude, shut up, I wanna sleep.” Reddy laid down on their pitiful bamboo bed thing.

Jess laughed. “Let Survivor talk.” She winked.

“I don’t care, to be honest.” Duke rolled over.

“So, does anyone have any idea why my unwired broadband doesn’t work?” JE asked before CK and OHF were seen in the woods.

CK was walking with him. “So, you have an idea of who to vote off?” They stopped.

“All I can go off of at this point is past relationships. I’m still pissed at Dyna for showing my wiki to everyone.” OHF looked behind them.

CK chuckled. “Look, I need a good place in this tribe. You’re, like, my best friend. Who else could I turn to?”

OHF shrugged. “Well…I have something to show you…”

CK’s eyes lit up. “Oh em gee, what is it?”

OHF dug up his idol. “I’ve got this. I’m gonna convince the tribe to vote you off tomorrow night. Take it and play it at tribal council.”

“Who would we vote for?” CK asked.

“I think Survivor’s a bit of a poison, but MrE and Jess really screwed up that challenge. I still can’t get Dyna out of my head, though.” OHF ran through their options.

CK went into a confessional. “I trust O. I think we could go far. But I need to make sure people will listen to him when he says to vote me off.”

The scene moved to the day, probably afternoon.

CK and Jess were talking. “Look, if OHF comes to you and says to vote me off, do it.”

Jess looked confused. “Well…why?”

“He has an idol and he’s playing it on me. Don’t you want to flush it?” CK asked.

“Oh, okay. Who’s the target?” Jess asked.

“Definitely not you,” CK said.

He was then talking to JE. “So, O’s gonna tell you to vote for me. I just want to ask you to do it.”

“Oh, can’t take it, eh?” JE assumed. “That’s alright, I’ve got some entertainment for you. In the form of…exclusive content.”

“No, I’m fine. But, OHF is gonna give me an idol. I’m gonna use it so that the idol is out of play,” CK explained.

“Oh, is it my idol? What could MrE be thinking?” JE pondered.

“You had an idol?” CK asked.

“Yeah, but I gave it to MrE.” JE finished.

“Interesting. Well, thanks, JE,” CK said before going into a confessional. “Well, now I know MrE might have an idol. This game is really crazy. Two idols? Who knew? Anyway, I’ve got to tell OHF. I honestly have no clue who we’ll vote for.”

OHF was seen talking to MrE.

“MrE, I need you to vote for CK tonight. He has an idol and won’t see it coming,” O said.

MrE laughed. “Okay. Thanks for the heads up.”

OHF was talking to Dyna next. “Vote CK off tonight.”

“And why should I believe you? You hate me,” Dyna explained.

“I put the past behind me. CK has an idol. He says he won’t play it tonight, and even gave it to me for safekeeping to make sure he doesn’t,” OHF lied.

“Oh, okay. Thanks, I guess,” Dyna said. He went back to whatever he was doing.

OHF had a confessional. “So, I’ve spoonfed lies to everyone. CK told me about MrE’s idol. We might split the vote, but I don’t know. I just don’t know. Is it Jess? Dyna? MrE? Who knows, man. This game is really insane. Also, I’m really hungry, and Survivor doesn’t want to get food.”

Survivor was seen eating a lot of food.

“Survivor, why are you eating all that food without getting more? We need that,” OHF asked.

“Oh, don’t worry, I can swim it off later. I won’t hinder you.” Survivor went back to his plantain.

“No, I mean we need it.” OHF tried to talk to Survivor, but he wouldn’t listen.

Gideon and Jess were walking. “So, I guess it’s CK?”

Gideon nodded. “I suppose, as he is a threat.”

“Idols are dangerous,” Jess said in a voice over. “They change the game completely.” Shots of the Villains going to tribal council were shown. “I just hope I don’t get screwed tonight.”

The Villains entered the tribal council area.

“Behind each of you is a torch. Grab one and dip it in the fire. In this game, fire represents life. Once your torch is out, so are you,” Redflare explained.

“So, Survivor, how’s the game going?” Redflare asked.

“Dude, I’m so angered. The tribe won’t listen to my ideas,” Survivor yelled.

“Which are…?” Redflare said.

“Not working. We need energy!” Survivor explained.

“Well, a shelter provides energy. Getting food provides energy,” Redflare argued.

“Yeah, dude, but it’s just wasted.” Survivor was stubborn.

Redflare mouthed “wow”.

Survivor looked infuriated. “Dude, don’t do that. I might throw things.”

Redflare laughed. “Go ahead, I’m so scared.” He turned to CK. “Any thoughts on who to vote off?”

“Everyone is a threat,” CK began. “Everyone has a reason to be voted off.”

“Idols?” Redflare asked.

CK looked at OHF. “Maybe.”

Redflare looked at Dyna. “Dyna, CK just looked at OHF. Think he has an idol?”

Dyna cleared his throat. “Well, he said CK gave his idol to OHF for safekeeping. So, I don’t know. Is it true, CK?”

“That’s not for me to say,” CK responded.

Jess looked at CK. “If you have an idol, you best play it tonight.”

MrE looked unconfortable.

“Well, I know MrE has one.” CK laughed.

“What?” MrE looked shocked.

JE piped up. “It’s true, I gave him one.”

MrE laughed. “This is… This is really hilarious.”

Redflare asked MrE. “So do you have one?”

“Let’s just say this tribe is…interesting with how they keep their word,” MrE said.

“Dude, if you have an idol, it makes you a threat. Just say if you have one.” Survivor tried to reason.

CK smirked. “I don’t.”

“That’s because I have it,” OHF said. He took the idol out of his pocket.

“It has bite marks on it…WTF?” Duke said.

OHF giggled. “Sorry, I got hungry.”

“And you, MrE?” Jess asked.

MrE was silent.

Redflare was dying of laughter. “Oh, wow. This tribe is hilarious. Anyway, it is time to vote. CK, you’re up.”

MrE votes for CK. “You’re a ___ing psychic. I can’t figure you out. Good thing it won’t be me, though.”

Gideon votes for CK. “Idols are dangerous. And, you know what they say about loose lips…”

OHF walks up to the voting pedestal. He is chewing on some leaves.

The last voter, Survivor, sits down.

Redflare goes to tally the votes. “Once the votes are read, the decision is-“

OHF stands up. “CK, I believe you need this.” He hands the idol to CK.

CK walked to Redflare and handed him the green figure.

“The rules state that if an idol is played, all votes for that person will not count the person with the next highest number of votes will go home. This is indeed an idol, all votes for CK will not count. I’ll read the votes.”

He opened the urn. “First vote…CK. CK. CK. CK. CK. CK. That’s six votes for CK. None count.” CK smirks.

“CK. CK. CK.” Redflare read three more votes. “That’s three more for CK that don’t count.”

CK looked at OHF.

“Survivor.” Redflare showed the vote.

Survivor whispered, “Dude, I’m so angry. This is outrageous.”

Redflare read the last vote.

“First person voted out of Survivor: Heroes vs Villains, Survivor.” Redflare finished reading. “You need to bring me your torch.”

“Dude, promise not to pull a fast one like that. Ever. Again.” Survivor shoved his torch in the torch slot.

OHF laughed. “I can’t, sorry.”

“Survivor, the tribe has spoken.” Redflare snuffed his torch. “Time for you to go.”

Survivor flipped off OHF and CK before he left. He shoved the urn on the ground, and it almost fell into the fire. “You’re lucky I don’t have anything else to hit you with.”

Redflare watched him leave. “Well, tonight, no one seemed shocked when the idol was pulled out. It’ll be interesting to see what happens next. Grab your torches and head back to camp – good night.”

Episode 2 - "Tribe on a Diet"

Previously on Survivor, the game kicked off with twenty-one of the greatest wiki users – and Stars – fighting it out for reward. The real winners were OHF and JE, even though the Heroes walked away with the first reward challenge win. O and JE got idols. Over at the Heroes camp, the chemistry of the tribe was amazing. There seemed to be no rifts at all. At the Villains, people were gossiping all over. Alliances were formed, notably, one that allowed MrE to get JE’s idol. OHF and CK formed a duo, as well as Dyna and Duke did with MrE. The Heroes won the immunity challenge by a landslide, unleashing chaos at camp Villain. In the end, CK convinced the tribe to flush OHF’s idol by having them all vote for him and CK getting the idol. Survivor was blindsided and left in a livid state. Who will be voted out tonight?

The Villains are seen laying their torches down on a tree. “Well, guys, we did it…” OHF was happy/

“What exactly did we do, again?” Dyna asked.

“Now there’s one less lazy ass around camp. One less mouth to feed. More room in the shelter. The list goes on,” OHF explained.

“Honestly,” Duke said, “I’m glad Survivor’s gone. I can’t be the only one, guys,” Duke said with a big grin.

CK stretched in front of the unlit fire. “You aren’t.” Suddenly, a light came from the shelter.

“Oh, ___!” Dyna yelled.

CK looked in horror. “The shelter is burning!”

The camera panned to the shelter. The fire seemingly came from JE’s belongings.

OHF’s eyes widened. “Quick, get some sticks! We can make fire with this!”

“Aw, yeah! This tribe is fired up!” Stars said.

CK glared at him. “That was so…not you.”

Stars looked confused, before slapping CK.

CK rolled his eyes. “So villainous.”

“I know, right?” Stars grinned.

OHF ran to a random pile of wood.

“Oh, no!” JE yelled. “My ThinkPad!”

JE ran over to the burning shelter with a pail of water.

“No, JE!” OHF yelled.

MrE yelled. “Don’t put it out, dumbass!”

JE threw the water on his belongings.

“Why the ____ would you ____ do that?” MrE screamed. “___ ___ ass!”

“Um,” JE started, “it had all of my possible featured quotes. Now I can explain them to you!”

“Like anyone even cares. Pfft,” MrE scoffed. “We could have gotten fire. FIRE.”

JE furrowed his brow. “Who cares about fire when you have exclusive content of Total Drama America that you could read?”

Stars slapped him. “All of us care, JE.”

CK gasped. “He did something villainous!”

JE began cleaning his laptop bag, before his face went pale. “Oh, no.”

“What? Are your files gone?” MrE mocked. “Get a life.”

JE shed a tear. “The battery…burned…out…”

“So ______ what?” MrE yelled.

JE sobbed, “I didn’t bring my charger!”

“Where the ___ could you possibly plug it in?” MrE yelled.

“We are in Samoa, you know,” Stars remarked.

Duke took MrE aside. “Dude, you need to calm down. You’re putting a target on your back.”

“I know, but we almost had fire, man!” MrE was crying. “Fire! Warmth! Water!”

Duke sighed. “I’m sad too, but we need to keep our heads up and out of trouble. Okay?”

MrE breathed deeply. “I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

Duke looked alarmed. “Maxwell, do not quit.”

“I can’t go on with this tribe of idiots.” MrE turned away.

Duke looked at the camera and pointed a gun to his head before talking to MrE.

“Listen…you can’t quit on night two,” Duke explained.

“The level of idiocy in this tribe makes it impossible to go on…”

“It’s just one person, though…?”

“We almost had fire. We had a shelter in…” MrE looked up. “Half of our shelter is gone.”

Duke’s face went pale. “Oh, god, no.”

The theme song played.

The Heroes were eating random fish that they had somehow caught.

“Wow, Toad, these crabs are delicious!” Sunny smiled.

“I know, right?” Toad said with a half full mouth.

Webly warmed his hands in the fire. “This tribe is on certain renewal right now.”

Sunny stood up. “Wow, that was Andreamazing!”

Mana looked at him with a crazed face. “…What?”

“It’s Andreamazing,” Sunny repeated. “Like Andrea Boelhke?”

“No one really likes Andrea,” Toad stated.

“Toad-“ Sunny started.

“Don’t ‘Toad’ me, please…” Toad said.

“No makes it sensing, honest to be,” Bruno commented.

Sunny laughed. “You’re one to talk…”

Zac laughed. “Silly Bruno.”

Bruno looked confused. “No, really, do mean what you?”

“Ele só acha que o seu mau uso da gramática é engraçado,” Mana whispered.

Bruno nodded.

The scene switched to Zoey, Jay, and Rhonda.

“I love this tribe! It’s so fun.” Rhonda laughed.

“It’s pretty awesome!” Jay had the biggest grin on her face.

Zoey went into a voice over. “The other girls on this tribe seem to be having a good time. I’m not. Why?” She is now visible. “The other tribe is so cocky. Especially CK. He called me a TRAMP. I’m not a tramp. Like, honestly? He needs a reality check.”

Zoey came out of her confessional and forced a smile. “Yeah! Love this tribe!”

“Wanna form a girls alliance?” Rhonda asked out of the blue.

Jay and Zoey looked at each other. “Uh, sure!” Jay looked happy before going into a confessional.

“Before I came out here, I knew I couldn’t have any alliances since I knew Gideon was gonna be a Villain. I need to tag up with him at merge with his alliances, and not be too loyal to my own,” Jay explained.

Jay left the confessional spot, and Rhonda came out from behind a bush. “I’m a stalker fan, you see. I need to know what goes on twenty four seven. And Jay is going…” She pointed her finger at the ground. “Dowwwwnnnnn.”

The sun is rising over the Villains camp as the words “day 3” appear on the screen.

JE is sitting in the ashes of their shelter, trying to work his laptop. He then appeared in a confessional. “My ThinkPad won’t work, which is bad, because I had America chapters on there that hadn’t been posted. It’s too bad, I know everyone was excited for chapter seven…”

MrE was rubbing two sticks together to try to make fire, but to no avail. He sighed. “This is like a tribe on a diet. We have the low calorie camp with some kind of fat free water. This sucks.”

CK is seen failing to chop coconuts down from a tree. He jumps at the branch of coconuts with a machete, but to no avail. “I hate being short,” CK muttered. He throws the machete in the air one more time, attempting to knock the coconuts down. The machete gets stuck in a coconut. “Aw, man…”

Duke is seen walking around camp. “Hey, guys, has anyone seen the machete?”

Dyna is trying to rebuild the shelter. “No, I think CK went off with it.”

“Oh, right,” Duke said. “Something about getting coconuts?”

The scene switched back to CK, who was walking away from his machete mishap. “If I just leave now, no one will notice.” To his surprise, he walks over to JE. JE is sitting in a grassy clearing with a pail of water.

“Oh, Patricia…how I will miss thee.” JE shed a tear as the camera revealed that he had buried his laptop.

“Uh, JE?” CK poked his head into the clearing.

“Leave me be, CK.” JE sobbed. “I’ve no time for your foolishness.”

“What are you even doing?” CK asked.

“Mourning over Patricia’s death.” JE rubbed the center of the clearing.

“You’re kidding. Dude, dig it up…” CK pushed JE out of the way.

“W-why? What’s the point? Her battery’s fried, there’s no way I can-“

CK laughed. “JE, the hard drive is still there. Just like, get a new one…”

Heroic - Pokemon XD Soundtrack

CK reveals to JE the secrets of a hard drive.

JE’s face lit up with excitement. “You mean my writing is STILL THERE?”

CK nodded.

“Oh, my god…” JE erupted in tears of joy and frantically dug up his ThinkPad. “Oh, Patricia, you’re not dead!” He clutches the black box to his chest.

Duke is walking over to CK’s mishap. He looks around. “CK, where are…” He looked up. “Oh, CK…” The camera showed the machete stuck in the coconuts. Duke went into a voiceover. “CK is so clumsy. He just put the machete in an unreachable place. My god, he’s an idiot.”

The Heroes tribe was seen waking up.

Toad is sitting in a small pond connected to the ocean. An aerial shot reveals that his hands are cupped, and he is catching fish this way. “We haven’t won any real rewards, so I have to resort to this.”

Rhonda is seen talking to Bruno.

“I mean, is he even thankful for what goes on in this tribe? And don’t get me started on Jay…” Rhonda is doing her gossiping thing.

Bruno forces a chuckle. “Not that Mana is bad…”

“…but he’s not good either! Right?” Rhonda interrupts.

“No, mean I not bad all.” Bruno’s grammar shone through.

“Exactly, he has some good. He’s determined, for one.” Rhonda made hand gestures.

“No! Mana not bad good all!” Bruno was irritated.

“Oh, wow, you hate him more than I do. Anti-Mana alliance? I think so!” Rhonda flipped her purple hair.

Bruno rolled his eyes. “No, Mana pro alliance together win unity happiness.”

“Yes! If we are together, we’ll be SO happy!” Rhonda giggled.

“NO!” Bruno slammed his hand down on the bamboo platform they were on. “Mean, I Mana love and no alliance you.”

“Of course he won’t make an alliance with me, silly! He cringes at the thought!” Rhonda laughed harder than she giggled.

Bruno went into a confessional. “Crazy Rhonda be is. She alliance making me Mana no. I bond to ropes and stick Rhonda. She now list is hitting me!”

“Now, we need to recruit more members…” The scene switched back to the conversation between Bruno and Rhonda. “Go talk to Webly!”

“Webly no with I dislike with game being you!” Bruno had a menacing look.

“I know Webly doesn’t like me, either. That’s why you need to talk to him…” Rhonda looked annoyed.

Bruno hit her foot with his. “I out no alliance Mana talking!”

“Ow!” She rubbed her foot. “Of course you won’t out this alliance to Mana, though. It is against him, after all.”

Bruno stomped his foot. “NO!” He repeated the word several times.

“Um, okay…talk to Toad, then…”

The scene moved to Sunny talking to Webly.

“So, how’s Honey Boo Boo doing on the watch list?” Sunny asked.

“I…didn’t think you’d care about it.” Webly looked shocked.

“No, I don’t, I just like Honey Boo Boo.” Sunny snickered.

Webly donned a “:L” face.

“Seriously, though…” Sunny said as Jay walked by, “No one cares.”

“I do!” Jay had a huge grin. “I love Web’s blogs!”

Sun forced a smile. “I do too…I was just joking. Right…?”

“Yeah, get out of here.” Webly got up and left.

“Now, Sun, why’d you have to do that?” Jay frowned.

Sunny bit his lip. “Webly’s an idiot. Anyone can see that.”

“I can’t, unfortunately.” Jay walked away and went into a voiceover. “Sunny’s a mean person. He’s cancerous. He’s going on my hitlist. I’m normally a nice person, but when it comes to overall tribe positivity, some plants need to be whacked with a weed whacker.” Once again, Rhonda emerged from behind Jay.

“Wow, Jay has thoughts of her own? Maybe I should team up with her and take out Sunny after Mana!” Rhonda cheered.

Bruno is seen talking to Mana.

“Trouble is in you,” Bruno explained.

“What do you…what?” Mana asked.

Bruno cleared his throat. “Rhonda. Ela quer que você fora do jogo.”

Mana’s eyes widened. “Você está brincando comigo. Ela queria ser aliados comigo há apenas dois dias!” “Não, eu não sou. Ela pensa que eu estou com ela, no entanto. Precisamos avisar a todos,” Bruno explained.

Mana swallowed, then nodded. “Bom! Não deixe que a sua mente ser envenenado mais. Eu estou pronto para ir para o conselho tribal agora mesmo!”

“Tchau!” Bruno took off.

The scene switched to an overhead view of a random island before zooming in on a clearing. There were two benches, both three benches high, and a desk where Redflare is standing.

“Come on in, guys!” Redflare shouts.

The two teams enter.

“Heroes, getting your first look at the new Villains tribe,” Redflare said as they came in, “Survivor voted out at the last tribal council.”

“Oh, wow…” Zoey muttered.

“The swimmer…” Jay said.

“Ready to get to your next challenge?” Everyone said yes. “Today will be a unique reward challenge. No immunity just yet.”

“Fun!” CK said in a Camp Straight voice.

“SHADDAP!” Mana yelled. Bruno erupted into laughter, but Rhonda rolled her eyes.

“Rhonda, you look annoyed,” Redflare remarked.

“Mana’s just tasteless. I hate him,” Rhonda explained.

Mana raised his eyebrows. “That’s news to me.”

Redflare laughed. “This should be a fun challenge. For today’s challenge, you will be voting on which team members fit a category I present. Just to ruffle feathers.”

“Is food involved?” OHF asked.

“You’ll see, chubs,” Redflare said, “you’ll see. Anyway, underneath your seat are a dry erase board slate and a dry erase marker. I’ll ask a question, and you’ll write the name of the tribe member you think best answers it. Sound good?” Everyone nodded as they picked up their slates.

“First question.” Redflare took out a notecard. “Which tribe member smells the worst?”

The majority of the Heroes answered Sunny, while the majority of the Villains said Gideon.

“Drama!” Toad did jazz hands.

Redflare laughed. “Well, Gideon, Sunny, since you smell so bad…” He walked over to a covered item and took off the cloth. “Take a shower, will you?”

“OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” erupted from the contestants.

“Thank you. I will indeed cleanse my body,” Gideon said as he got into the shower.

“Will I get to go?” Sunny asked.

“Probably,” Redflare said. “Next question…which tribe member is the loudest?”

The Villains mainly said CK, while the Heroes said Zoey.

“I’m loud?” Zoey laughed.

“You talk a lot, to be honest.” Sunny shrugged.

Redflare said, “Well, you two. You guys will…” Redflare took out two smartphones. “Talk to people outside of this game on your BlackBerries!”

“Sorry, I’m an Apple buff.” CK refused the phone. “No can do.”

Zoey grabbed the BlackBerry. “Are you kidding? I miss my mom so much!” She grabbed the phone and returned to her seat.

“You may use those until the battery runs out,” Redflare explained. “Next question, who is the sneakiest tribe member?”

The Heroes answered Rhonda, while the Villains answered OHF.

“Rhonda! O!” Redflare said. “Come on down!”

Rhonda shivered. “What are you going to give me?”

“Hold out your arms,” Redflare said. He took out two needles.

“WHAT THE ____?” OHF yelled.

Redflare laughed sadistically. “Surprise – it’s a truth serum!”

OHF tried to walk away, but Redflare clamped his arm down. After it was injected, O opened his mouth.

“I’m in love with Zoey but I don’t want Toad to know,” OHF said. He immediately covered his mouth. Toad’s face went red.

“That should wear off in about twelve hours. Heh. Heh.” Redflare was over the moon with his antics.

“I want Mana out so badly!” Rhonda yelled.

“As if that isn’t obvious,” Redflare stated. “Next question…which tribe member is the hungriest?”

Everyone answered OHF, including the Heroes.

Redflare laughed. “Wow. OHF, how do you feel?”

OHF was silent, before speaking. “I eat way too much at home. Like, I had to go on diet pills to even come out here!” He facepalmed after realizing what he had said.

Redflare smiled evilly. “Well, since the Heroes obviously don’t want this…” He took out two pizza boxes. “Feast up, Villains!”

“SHUT UP!” OHF yelled.

“NO WAY!” CK ran over and grabbed the food.

Gideon burst out of the shower with a towel on just to eat the food.

“Oh, yay…” Sunny got into the shower.

“Next question…” Redflare picked up a notecard from the ground. “Which tribe member has made the transition from Hero to Villain, or vice versa?”

The Heroes answered Sunny, and the Villains answered Stars.

“What?” Stars looked around at his tribe. “I’m so villainous!” He pushed Gideon off of the bench.

CK snickered. “Yeah, totally…”

Redflare said, “So. Sunny and Stars.” He looked at the Villains, then at the shower. “Stars, enjoying that pizza?”

“Mhm!” Stars said with a full mouth.

“Well,” Redflare snickered evilly, “you might have to give it up soon.” Everyone looked confused. “The tribes will vote on which tribe member they want less. Whoever gets the most votes will switch tribes. The other will remain on their tribe.”

The Heroes all voted for Sunny, while the Villains mostly voted Sunny.

Redflare clapped his hands. “SUNNY.”

Sunny peeked out of the shower. “Yes?”

“You’re switching tribes.” Redflare threw a red buff at him.

“What?” Sunny asked. “Why?”

“You’re apparently a Villain,” Redflare said. “Now for the real twist.”

“What could it possibly be now?” Sunny asked.

“We don’t care,” Zoey said. “We’re just happy to get rid of Sunny.”

“Sadly, agreed,” Jay said.

“I’d rather have Rhonda than Sunny, honestly,” Mana said.

“Jerks,” Sunny said. He exited the shower and joined the Villains tribe.

“Villains,” Redflare said, “you’re going to tribal council.”

Everyone’s jaws dropped.

“Again? Really?” Dyna complained.

“I am NOT going back there,” Duke raged.

“Haha! Losers!” Rhonda yelled.

“Not helping, poopsack!” OHF yelled back.

“Why weren’t you elected the Villain?” CK asked.

Bruno laughed. “Sunny hate more we!”

“Again,” Sunny yelled, “jerks!”

Redflare continued, “I’ll see you tonight at tribal council. Someone will be voted off.”

“Great, just what we needed…” MrE said.

“This is completely Andreadful,” Sunny said.

“Grab your stuff, head back to camp. See you at tribal, Villains,” Redflare said.

Stars carried the half of a pizza remaining into the Villains camp, which was now being shown.

“Well, this sucks,” CK said.

“It sucks more when we have no machete.” Dyna kicked the dirt.

“No machete?” CK began to panic. “Aw, that sucks.”

“It’s your fault, anywho.” Duke bit on some pizza.

CK looked surprised. “My fault? In what way?”

“You threw it in that tree, remember?” Duke said,

“I don’t remember anything. I haven’t touched it today,” CK lied.

Dyna stood up. “Actually, you have. You said, ‘I’m going to get some coconuts. Be back later.’ You then left with the machete.”

“That’s absurd. I was working on fire all morning,” CK said.

“I’ve been RIGHT HERE the entire time! You haven’t touched our pitiful fire pit!” Dyna yelled.

“You might want to get your eyes checked, bitch!” CK yelled back.

“How about you get your head checked? How low is your IQ, anyway?” Dyna said.

“ENOUGH OF THIS DOGGEREL!” Gideon yelled.

“SHADDAP!” CK said.

“You’re not Shamarshmallow, CK! I’m coming for you tonight at tribal!” Dyna said.

CK stomped his foot. “Oh, yeah? _____ try me!”

Dyna shoved CK. “I will!”

Gideon went into a voice over. “CK and Dyna were going at it like two immature little brats. I’d not be surprised if we voted one off tonight. They’re constantly slandering each other in front of the whole tribe.”

Sunny was shown watching the fight before going into a confessional. “This fight is simply a gift from a Dawngel! I’ll get to stay in the game if this keeps up. Distractions, distractions…”

“You know what?” Dyna threatened. “I’m tired of you! And OHF! You two constantly lie!”

“Don’t bring me into this, Dyna! You’re just seeking so much attention. Stop before I eat you!” OHF yelled.

“Eat…me…?” Dyna furrowed his brow.

OHF blinked. “Yes, eat you.”

“This will make a great Total Drama America plot point!” JE is mapping out plots in the sand.

“What are you even doing, JE?” CK asked.

“Planning the next weekend special.” A wave washes over his drawing, leaving it blank again. JE starts to cry.

“He’s going insane,” CK said.

Gideon spoke up. “Even though it is over a common distaste, I’m glad the two of you have kissed and made up for the time being.”

“Oh, right,” Dyna said.

CK sighed. “We were fighting…”

“So, what did you do with the machete?” Dyna asked.

“I told you, nothing!” CK shouted. “Stop asking a question that I can’t answer!”

“Then what was it doing in that coconut tree?” Duke said.

“Stay out of it, Duke!” CK shouted. “Go hang yourself, in fact!”

“Wow, harsh…” Duke said.

“Sorry. Just stay out of it! Leave!” CK said.

Duke got up. “I’m tired of your rudeness, to be honest.”

“I’m rude?” CK laughed. “I’m rude. Wow.”

Duke slapped CK. “You’re spouting fake ___ everywhere! Stop making __ up!”

“What am I making up? Huh?” CK said.

“I didn’t do anything with the machete,” Duke mocked.

“I didn’t, though…that’s the thing,” CK responded.

Duke rolled his eyes. “Do you not get it? The tribe hates you and OHF. You’re just liars who are gonna go out next!”

“Hey!” OHF said. “I told everyone about that idol. You guys WANTED Survivor gone. Even you, Dukeass!”

“What did you just call me?” Duke looked at OHF with rage.

“Dukeass. Dukeass. Would you prefer Nick?” OHF asked.

“That’s it, I’m going out and getting that machete and chopping your head off! And CK’s!” Duke stormed off angrily.

“Wow, someone’s mad…” Sunny said.

“Be quiet, prick!” CK yelled.

“You’re so kind,” Sunny said sarcastically.

“I can make your life miserable! Get out of my sight!” CK yelled.

OHF whispered to CK, “Dude, this public scene? Not good.”

“I’m a _______ martyr here!” CK shouted in O’s ear. “I don’t care!”

“CK, calm down!” Gid said.

CK walked over to Gideon. “I’m enraged here! First they accuse me of things I didn’t go, then they drag my best friend into it? NOT GONNA FLY WITH ME, BITCH.”

“First of all,” Gideon said, “that profanity wasn’t needed. Second, you need to get a reality check. You’re probably already gone tonight. Your grave is already six feet deep.”

“I’ll go pad my coffin, thank you. Come on, O.” CK and OHF walked away.

Sunny and MrE were talking.

“Man, I have a massive headache right now.” Sunny rubbed his head.

MrE smiled. “Too much arguing from CK today. That drama is gonna bite him. Hard.”

“I don’t know whether I like this tribe better than the Heroes or not, but it sure is more painful listening to people explode here rather than over there,” Sunny explained.

“People blow up over there? Lol.” MrE uttered the dreaded abbreviation again.

“Well, mainly Rhonda ranting about Mana and Jay,” Sunny said.

MrE looked at Sunny with a surprised face. “Jay is rant-able? Oh, my god. I wanna see what happens over there now…”

“All that really happens is Toad fishing, Rhonda ranting, Mana and Bruno talking in Brazilian, and the rest of the people sleep. We’re pretty boring.”

“Sounds like it. I still want to be on that tribe right now, though. Tribal is deffo not my favorite thing.” MrE stopped. “Did I just say ‘deffo’?”

Sunny giggled. “Yes.”

“That’s…a new low for me. Even lol isn’t that bad.” MrE shook his head.

“Sounds like your tribe is pretty Andreadful, though,” Sunny remarked.

“You’re one to change the subject a lot, aren’t you?” MrE asked.

“I’m surprised you didn’t ask what Andreadful means,” Sunny said.

“What does it mean, again?”

Sunny laughed. “Like Andrea Boehlke from Survivor.”

“She was kinda boring,” MrE said.

“She was…” Sunny stopped. “Ow…another massive pain wave…”

“Are you okay?” MrE asked.

“I dunno,” Sunny said. He rubbed his head.

“Um…go to sleep, I guess?” MrE scratched his head.

Sun frowned. “I wish Jay was here. She’d be the perfect comforter.”

“What exactly did she do wrong?” MrE said. Sunny groaned. “Okay, then.”

Sunny walked over to the corner of the forest and laid on the dirt.

CK and OHF were talking.

“So we find out if MrE does have an idol, infect everyone, and we’re good!” OHF said.

“I’d still rather vote Duke out,” CK replied. They heard a thud.

“What was that?” OHF wondered. The camera revealed it was Sunny laying in the dirt.

CK looked astonished. “Is he okay?” CK walked over.

“Ugh, my head hurts…” Sunny complained.

CK raised an eyebrow. “Just a headache?”

“No, I’m convinced it’s more than that…” Sunny said.

“Should we call for Redflare?” OHF asked.

Sunny nodded, then whimpered.

Redflare rode in on a motorboat with the medics.

“Hey, Sunny. Heard you had a problem?” Redflare asked.

“Yeah,” Sunny said. He groaned. “I swear, this is a terrible headache…”

Redflare looked at the medic. “What could it be?”

“Well,” the medic said in her Spanish accent, “what are some symptoms you have? Are you sweaty?”

“No. It just…hurts so bad. Like something’s pounding in my head,” Sunny whimpered. “I feel like throwing up.”

“Has your neck been stiff the past few days?” The medic asked. Sunny nodded.

“How’d you know?” Sunny asked.

“It’s probably a migraine,” the medic said.

“Can I get some ibuprofen or something?” Sunny asked.

The medic sighed. “To get that kind of treatment, we’d have to pull you from the game.”

“C’mon!!” Sunny exclaimed. “Just a little pill?”

“Sunny,” Redflare said, “you’re cleared to stay in the game. To get treatment for your migraines, you’d have to leave the game.”

“We’ll vote you off tonight if you really want us to,” CK said.

“No,” Sunny responded. “No, I want to leave now. I can’t take it.”

“Are you sure, Sunny?” Redflare asked.

“Well…will I get Twitter access?” Sunny asked. Redflare looked at the medic.

“I suppose so,” He said.

“I’d like to leave the game due to these migraines, then.” Sunny sighed.

“Are you sad at all?” Redflare asked.

Sunny shed a tear. “I’m heartbroken. I want to stay in the game so badly, but the pain is killing me.”

“Well, let’s get your tribe to say goodbye.” The scene changed to the entire tribe circling around Sunny.

“Sunny has opted to leave the game, as he has deemed his migraines too tough for him to keep going,” Redflare explained.

“Bye, Sun,” MrE said.

“We barely knew ye,” Gideon remarked.

“Bye, dude. Stay villainous,” Stars said.

Sunny whimpered, “I will.”

“Let’s get you on a boat, Sunny,” Redflare said. He lifted Sunny up and began walking towards the boat.

“Do we still have tribal tonight?” CK asked. Redflare looked back and nodded his head. CK sighed, disappointed.

“Well, that wasn't good…” Duke said.

Dyna sighed. “Nothing’s really changed, now.”

“He was really fun to talk with,” MrE said. “I’d loved for him to have stuck around.”

“Me too,” OHF said.

JE placed his unwired broadband router where Sunny had been laying. “Bye, Sunny. May you recover well.”

The episode ended with showing Sunny on the boat, heading to better conditions.

Episode 3 - "Underdogs Never Lose"

Previously on Survivor, the Heroes seemed to bond perfectly over crabs. However, rifts were exposed when Rhonda began plotting against Mana, and soon Jay. Bruno ratted Rhonda out to Mana afterwards. At the Villains tribe, CK lost the machete in a tree. JE and MrE erupted in a fiery feud over fire itself, leaving JE distressed about his burnt out laptop. The challenge involved voting on who smelled the worst, needed food the most, and even who talks too much! Rhonda continually called out Mana due to the truth serum that she won, and the Villains finally walked away with the reward of a new tribe member. Sunny joined the Villains and brought eleven tickets to tribal council. However, CK dropped a drama bomb, giving Sunny a headache. He was confirmed to be having a migraine, and he chose to leave the game to get treatment. However, with the threat of tribal council looming, who will panic the most to save their skins? And with another tribal council later in the episode, who else will be voted out tonight?

The Villains were still crowding around the spot where Sunny left.

“Well, now it’s back to normal life…” CK said.

Stars spat on the ground. “I can’t believe Redflare’s making us go to tribal.”

“Yeah, I know.” OHF was chewing on the root of a plant. “I really don’t like it there. It smells terrible.”

“Kinda like dead corpses,” Jess said.

“How do you even know what that smells like?” Dyna asked.

“I used to work at a morgue. They called me the sexy mortician,” Jess explained.

“Hey, has anyone seen JE?” Reddy asked.

“He was just here…” Duke said.

Reddy turned his head. “MrE isn’t here either…”

JE and MrE were seen talking. They are walking on a dirty path in the woods.

“So, MrE. You called?” JE said.

“Well, I didn’t call, but yes. I came to apologize,” MrE explained.

“Ah, the old rant-and-sorry, eh?” JE smirked. “Why in Notch’s name do you think I’d fall for it?”

“…Notch?”

“Minecraft.”

“Ew.”

“Anyway, as long as we’re talking here, I just wanted to ask for my idol back,” JE explained.

MrE looked shocked. “What? No! You gave it to me…”

“Exactly, and now I am asking for it back. Like an Indian gifter,” JE responded.

MrE shook his head, and looked back up with a “:L” face. “No, I’m not giving you the idol.”

“Come on! We can vote out CK or Duke. They were the ones fighting. Don’t you want to avenge Sunny?” JE asked.

“We barely knew him! I loved the one conversation I had with him, but is he worth avenging?” MrE retaliated.

“Everyone’s worth avenging,” JE said. “No tribemate left behind.”

“JE…” MrE sighed. “This is Heroes vs. Villains. We’re Villains. And you’re a great person. But we’re all Villains. And Villains have to be Villains. So, I can’t give you the idol.”

“Why not?” JE squinted. “I know I’m in trouble tonight because of what you did.”

“What did I do?” MrE said. “You kinda… burned half the camp down. I’m more or less good guy here. Sorry, but have fun being idol-less.” JE sighed. “Better dig Patricia back up…”

The Villains were seen heading to tribal council.

“Tonight’s a no-brainer, we’re either voting out JE or CK,” Duke explained in a confessional. “Both are annoying, both are incompetent, and both love to draw attention to themselves. What’s there to like?”

CK had a confessional. “I really want to vote out Duke or Dyna, but it looks like I’m sticking with what appears to be the tribe consensus: JE. I know Duke might be coming after me, but I’m not exactly too worried.”

“I love JE to death. He’s perfect comedy relief. But asking for that idol really just adds fuel to the fire that’s already burning his game down,” MrE said in his confessional.

CK’s confessional continued. “With Sunny gone, the game remains the same. Now, I just need to hope that the tribe values my work ethic over JE’s…nothing.”

Duke’s confessional continued. “If they blindside Dyna, I’ll be pissed. If they blindside CK, I’ll be overjoyed. I think the tribe is swaying toward JE, to be honest.”

MrE was in another confessional. “I could keep my allegiances to JE and try voting out Duke. I don’t think the rest of the tribe will bite, though.”

OHF had a confessional. “On the bright side, by voting out JE, we lose the risk of burning all of our food. And, trust me…food is my biggest ally in this game. I even found another idol in the rice!” He held up a stick with a face on it.

CK continued his confessional. “I made a fake idol and hid it in the rice container. I doubt anyone will think it’s real, though. If anyone stumbles upon it, though…”

“I’m playing this tonight to save myself, because my eating habits are my biggest enemy. They’re gonna vote me out if they don’t vote JE,” OHF said in his continued confessional.

Dyna now had a confessional. “Y’know, now I kinda want to vote for CK. He’s annoying, loud, and a pathological liar. That machete? Still in the tree! God, I want to punch some people so hard in the face these days…”

The Villains were walking into tribal council.

As they all put their torches behind their seats and sat down, Redflare gazed at them.

“So, the funny bunch! Welcome back!” Redflare said.

“Someone just quit, and you’re over the moon happy…” Jess said as she winked.

“You’re quite the insensitive host,” Dyna muttered.

Redflare was fake laughing. “And that,” he said, “is why I LOVE you all.” He cleared his throat. “Anyway, CK, how did Sunny’s medevac impact you?”

“Not by much, honestly,” CK said. “I felt a bit guilty since it was my drama bomb that got him into the migraine, but it’s his choice to leave.”

“Duke, who was involved in this tiff?” Redflare asked.

“…Tiff?” Dyna mouthed.

“It was myself, Dyna, and CK. There might have been more, but I’ve forgotten. Basically, CK lost our machete and kept denying it like a little ____,” Duke explained.

“Harsh,” CK said in a snarky tone.

“You freakin’ threw the machete in a tree!” Duke shouted.

Redflare was holding back laughter. “S-so, JE, how do you view CK at this point?”

“He helped me resurrect Patricia,” JE said.

“Who?” Redflare said.

“Mary?” Stars said.

“My laptop,” JE explained. “Her battery burned out, but CK taught me about the hard drive.”

“So there’s some good in him,” Redflare continued.

“I guess so.” JE looked down.

Redflare looked at Gideon. “Gid, how’s the overall camp morale?”

“Our encouragement levels are very low. Half of our shelter is smoldering!” Gid said.

“Oh, really? Why?” Redflare asked.

Gid sighed. “JE’s laptop burned it.”

“So, everything circles back to you, JE.” Redflare looked back at JE.

JE looked annoyed. “It isn’t always me! What the Nether are you guys talking about?”

“MrE,” Redflare asked, “what’s your take on this?”

“To be honest, JE is an innocent soul. He found an idol at the beginning of the game. I saw it.” MrE took his bag out. “I don’t have an idol, though. He claims to not have it, and this is tribal council. Most things said here are the truth.”

“Jess, do you buy his story?” Redflare asked.

“I don’t have much of a choice,” Jess explained. “My alliances,” she winked at Gideon quickly, “are my guide right now. I just vote for whoever is whispered in my ear.”

“So, you’re a floater?” Redflare snickered. “Better grab a lifevest…”

CK shouted, “KRISTIN!”

“Well, I wouldn’t say that. I have concrete alliances,” Jess explained.

“Exactly how concrete? Do you feel in danger?” Stars looked at Jess.

“Hey!” Redflare shouted. “Stop stealing my lines!”

“Be quiet, Nostril!” Stars replied.

Redflare blinked. “Nostril?”

“Well, your name is Redflare. You flare your nostrils. Therefore, you’re a nostril,” Stars explained.

“But my nose isn’t red.” Redflare was clearly annoyed.

Dyna chimed in, “You’d have to be…” He paused. “CLOWNING around for that to happen.”

“Wow, you’re unfunny,” Duke said.

“Animosity much?” Redflare commented.

Duke smiled widely. “Animosity? I don’t mean to come off that way…”

“Gideon, is this a valid reason to vote him off?” Redflare asked.

“Well, the fact that he could slander our family’s names without realizing – or wanting to – is somewhat annoying, but all will be seen in due time,” Gideon explained.

“So mystical,” Redflare said. “Love it! Anyway, it’s time to vote. Stars, you’re up.”

Stars walked up to the voting urn. He wrote down “JE” on the slip. “I don’t want to differ from the tribe.”

CK approached the stand. The name he writes is obstructed by CGI flame effects.

JE approached the stand and writes “MrE” on the parchment. “You, my friend, are insane. You might as well be Cheryl.”

MrE votes for JE.

Reddy writes a very short name, and gives a voice-over which is accompanied by shots of scorpions. “You’re a ticking time bomb.”

Dyna starts to write a J and an E, but then a shot of Jess is shown, giving randomly placed doubt to the viewer.

Duke, the last voter, returns to the area where all tribe members are seated.

“I’ll go tally the votes,” Redflare said.

He returned with the urn. “Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I’ll read the votes.”

He takes out a vote. “CK.”

“MrE.”

“JE. That’s one vote CK, one vote JE, one vote MrE.”

“JE.” JE looks appalled.

“I can’t believe this,” he muttered.

OHF randomly looks through his bag and takes out a half-eaten stick with a face on it, but decides to put it back in.

“JE.” Redflare reads another vote. “JE. That’s four votes JE, one vote MrE, one vote CK.”

“Second person voted out of Survivor: Heroes vs Villains…JE. That’s five, and tonight, that’s enough, you need to bring me your torch,” Redflare finished.

JE got up. “I didn’t even bring Patricia…”

He arrived in front of Redflare. “JE, the tribe has spoken.” Redflare snuffed his torch. “Time for you to go.”

JE left.

“Well, it appears you guys have figured out your priority: tribe unity. Will it work in challenges? Time will tell. Grab your stuff, head back to camp. Good night,” Redflare said.

As OHF gets up, he is chewing on some leaves.

The members of the Heroes tribe were all in their expansive shelter during a rainstorm. Everyone was off in their cliques.

Toad, Zoey, Epic, and Avi are in one of these groups.

Zoey’s head is on Toad’s lap, while Toad plays with her wet hair.

“I hate this rain,” Zoey complained.

Toad answered, “Your hair is getting me wet.”

Epic and Avi gave him a weird stare while Zoey burst into laughter.

“Wow,” Toad laughed, “I’m so awkward…”

“I’d kill for a sandwich right now,” Epic said.

“Sandwiches are so boring,” Zoey said. She spit something out of her mouth.

“What would you rather have, princess?” Epic snickered.

“Um…pizza.” Zoey smiled sheepishly.

“Good answer,” Epic chuckled.

Zoey sneezed. “I need a reward, like, right now.”

“Don’t we all,” Toad groaned.

“I’d even settle for a vegetable garden…” Avi muttered.

Zoey burst into laughter. “That’s such a lame reward.”

“It’s better than nothing,” Avi responded.

Zoey’s stomach rumbled.

“I heard that!” Avi laughed.

“I was thinking about green peppers on my pizza!” Zoey replied.

“You and that pizza, together forever…” Epic said.

Zoey giggled. “Shut up! It’s good!”

“I’d kill for a steak,” Toad said.

“Wouldn’t anyone?” Avi asked.

“Is it, like, low cal?” Zoey asked.

Epic shrugged. “I would guess so.”

There was an awkward silence.

“It’s day five and we’re complaining about lack of a reward…” Epic muttered.

“We’re such city people.” Toad laughed.

Zoey looked at Toad. “City people?”

“We’re complaining about no food. Most people go on camping trips for this long!” Epic said.

“Well, considering it’s pouring down rain, we’re sopping wet, and…” Zoey’s voice trailed off as the next part of the scene began.

Mana glared at them from afar. He had a suspicious look on his face, and went into a confessional. “Toad, Epic, Zoey, and Avi are getting awfully close. Toad and Zoey basically talk every day, and it won’t be long before Epic and Avi join in. Ugh, it’s like another cool kids lunch table thing…I hate those. I swear, if they team up and publically broadcast it to the rest of the tribe, we’re gonna have a problem.”

Mana is seen approaching Zac. “Hey, Zac…”

“Yes, Mana?” Zac said.

“I have a really bad feeling about a budding alliance, and we need to nip this bud…” Mana started, but then Zac went into a confessional.

“Mana is coming to me about voting off one of these ‘cool kids’ in the tribe. He’s really taking it too seriously,” Zac said. “I’m more focused on getting Rhonda out. She’s sneaky as hell!”

The scene moved back to the “cool kids.”

“We might want to team up for now,” Avi suggested.

“I can’t deny your offer, to be honest,” Toad said.

“Exactly,” Avi replied. “Now’s the time to form bonds. These will carry us through the game.”

“I’m in!” Zoey said cheerily.

“I’m in, too,” Epic said.

They are seen putting their hands in a circle, and whispering, “Final four!”

“This is gonna be a great thirty nine days,” Toad said.

“Don’t we need more people, though?” Avi asked.

Toad shrugged.

“We’ll figure that out once we need to go to tribal council, I guess. It doesn’t matter now,” Epic said.

Toad blinked. “Doesn’t everything matter now?”

“Like I said, now is when we form bonds. We need a fifth wheel, guys,” Avi explained.

“Are you sure you’re with us, Epic?” Zoey asked. She squinted.

“Yes! Yes!” Epic raised his hands. “Totally sure.”

“I was kidding!” Zoey laughed. “Omg!”

Epic sighed. “You better be.”

Mana is now seen pointing them out to Zac. “See, look! They’re all buddy-buddy!”

“Mana, wasn’t it you who was dissing Rhonda just the other day?” Zac asked.

“Things change, so?” Mana asked.

“I’m saying you’re too fickle. Rhonda’s clearly a bad apple in a good garden,” Zac explained.

“That makes no sense!” Mana said.

“It does, silly, you just need to think about it.” Zac walked away.

“Você cego?!” Mana whispered. “Você só está prejudicando a si mesmo, Zac…”

Bruno came towards Mana. “Qual é o problema?”

Mana whispered, “Zac não vai prestar atenção à minha advertência.”

“O que ele precisa de aviso sobre? Rhonda?” Bruno asked.

“Não, não há uma aliança de quatro. Eles vão tomar conta do jogo, se não formos cuidadosos,” Mana explained.

“Uma aliança de quatro?” Bruno asked. “Quem está nele?”

“Epic, Avi, Toad, Zoey,” Mana said. “Eles estão sempre a falar uns com os outros. Eles devem estar em algum tipo de aliança.”

Bruno sighed. “Mana, não seja rápido para fazer suposições …”

“Você está olhando apenas para a mentira de ouro. Continuo a dizer-se coisas, Bruno. Volte quando sua mente é reta!” Mana shouted.

“Rhonda é uma ameaça maior! Podemos usá-los para tirá-la! Você não vê a oportunidade aqui?” Bruno asked.

“Sua opinião é frágil e sempre mudando. Deles provavelmente não é,” Mana said.

“O quê?” Bruno asked. “Qualquer que seja. Vamos conversar mais tarde.”

“Isso é bom, eu acho. Até logo,” Mana said.

“Até logo,” Bruno replied.

Bruno had a confessional. “Mana schemes. Dangerous time bombers. Watch I out too need. Warn later people need.”

Zac and Jay were seen talking as they walk along a road.

“So, Mana’s really in a frenzy today,” Zac said.

Jay’s eyebrows raised. “Really? I’d think Mana to be a…I don’t know, more peaceful.”

“He is,” Zac responded. “Just…yesterday, he was dead set on Rhonda getting out. Today, it’s all about some foursome alliance.”

“Is it a little young people square?” Jay asked.

Zac paused. “I guess so. It’s Toad, Zoey, Epic, and Avi.” The four are shown laughing together.

“I still personally would like to eliminate Rhonda. At least that foursome isn’t doing anything bad,” Jay said. “They’re not going around poisoning others’ minds yet. They aren’t a danger.”

“Exactly!” Zac exclaimed. “I’m so glad you agree. Mana is just…a bit of a psycho. He’s so silly sometimes.”

Mana is now seen talking to Toad. “So, I see your four person alliance is going well.”

“Well, that’s not subtle at all,” Toad said.

“It’s quite obvious, actually. You’re just sitting there together, laughing and constantly talking,” Mana explained.

Toad raised an eyebrow. “Who, now?”

“You, Zoey, Avi, and Epic. You four are clearly together! You just talk and talk…it’s not gonna be long before-“

“Wanna be our fifth member?” Toad offered.

Mana looked shocked. “What a pleasant surprise…”

“Is that a yes?” Toad asked.

“I’ll get back to you.” Mana went into a confessional. “Toad asked me to join his foursome to make it a five person alliance. I’m not sure whether he actually wants me in it, or whether he just doesn’t want me telling. I’ve trusted Toad before, and he hasn’t let me down yet. I might stick with it until I don’t need it, to be honest.”

“Come on!” The scene between Toad and Mana resumed. “Please? We need at least five.”

“I guess so,” Mana replied. “I’d like a solid spot in this game, anywho.”

“Yes!” Toad jumped up and down.

“Don’t get too excited, people might see…” Mana said.

Toad laughed. “Sorry, it’s just when you make advances like this, the future gets a little bit brighter.”

“Well, here’s to a bright future!” Mana outstretched his hand. Toad shook it.

“Final five?” Mana asked.

“Totally,” Toad replied.

Bruno is seen walking over.

“Uh-oh,” Toad said. “Here comes Bruno.”

“He could be a sixth,” Mana suggested.

Toad paused. “Eh, not now. We haven’t even lost a challenge yet. We should wait a bit.”

“If you say so,” Mana said. “Don’t lead me wrong, here.”

“I won’t,” Toad said. Bruno was now within earshot.

“Oi!” Mana waved to Bruno.

Bruno waved back. “Oi!” He ran to Mana and Toad.

“Hey, Bruno,” Toad greeted.

“Up is what?” Bruno asked.

“Uh…” Toad glanced at Mana. “We were just…looking for an idol!”

Mana gave a “WTF” look to Toad.

“Want to help?” Toad invited.

“And I yes want!” Bruno grinned.

Toad smiled. “Sounds good!”

Mana went into a confessional. “Toad is leading me wrong already. Now Bruno thinks we’re looking for an idol. Bruno trusts me more than anyone else in this game. If he knows I’m doing things without him, I’m screwed.”

Zoey, Epic, and Avi are talking in the shelter.

“I’m SO glad the rain is gone,” Zoey said.

“I am too,” Avi said. He had taken his shirt off and was wringing the water out of his shirt.

“You look cute without a shirt on,” Zoey said playfully.

Avi blushed. “Really?”

“Yeah! It’s sexy.” Zoey poked his chest.

“Wanna make out?” Avi asked awkwardly.

Zoey giggled. “Um, no thanks. Not right now.”

“Oh.” Avi looked down.

“Don’t get down! I just said you were sexy and you wanted to make out. Did you think I’d say yes?” Zoey raised her hands.

Avi stuffed his face into his shirt, then faked laughter as he removed it. “I guess I did!”

Epic made kissing noises.

“Stop it!” Avi hit Epic with his shirt.

Epic laughed. “Oops. Sorry, Romeo.”

“Hey!” Zoey said. “I’m no Juliet, mind you.”

“Well, I’d certainly kill myself if I wasn’t here with you,” Avi said in a deep voice.

Zoey burst into laughter. “I really can’t tell whether you’re serious or not! You’re ___ing hilarious!”

“See? I’m not so bad,” Avi said.

Zoey went into a confessional. “I think Avi is developing a little second grade crush on me.” She giggled. “I don’t mind it. I think I might just, y’know, keep him at my side, just in case I encounter a terrible scenario. Leading him on might not be a bad idea.”

An aerial shot of camp is shown, which quickly zooms in on a tall rope net with a trampoline-esque walkway. There is also a small table which is assumedly meant for a puzzle.

Redflare is standing in front of two tribe colored mats, as usual.

“Come on in, guys!” He yelled the famous phrase as the tribes entered. “Heroes, getting your first look at the new Villains…Sunny chose to leave the game due to a headache, and JE was voted out following that.”

“Sunny’s gone already?” Webly said, in shock.

Toad laughed. “Wow, he must suck at this.”

“It was a headache, dude,” MrE said defensively.

Zoey was in laughter. “He still quit! LMAO!”

“Ready to get to your next challenge?” Redflare asked.

Everyone said “Yes” excitedly.

“First things first, Avi…” Redflare walked over to Avi, who held the immunity idol. “I will take it back.” He returned to his mat and put the idol on its pedestal. “Once again, immunity is back up for grabs. For today’s challenge, one at a time, five castaways from each tribe will race across a platform, a rope net, and then climb up a rope web to retrieve five bags of puzzle pieces. Once all five bags are retrieved, three other castaways from each tribe will assemble a puzzle. The remaining person will climb back up the rope net and retrieve a gold star from the top to put in the center of their puzzle. The first tribe to assemble their puzzle with the gold star wins immunity.

“Heroes, you must sit someone out because you’ve got an extra member.” Redflare looked at the Heroes. “Who’s it gonna be?”

Jay raised her hand. “I’m sitting out.”

“Alright, Jay’s sitting out. I’ll give you a minute to strategize, and we’ll get started,” Redflare finished.

Shots of the challenge were again shown.

The first runners were poised and ready. “First heading out for the Heroes is Zoey! First out for the Villains is gonna be Jess! Survivors ready…” Redflare raised his hands. “GO!”

Zoey sprints across the trampoline platform with no problem, while Jess falls a bunch. “Jess having a bit of trouble on the platform. This will only get harder on the rope net,” Redflare commentated.

While Zoey climbs up the rope web, Jess is almost to the base of the web. “Heroes with a bit of a lead, as usual. Can they keep it again?”

“Yes!” Zoey yelled as she untied her bag of puzzle pieces. Jess is almost to hers.

Zoey falls down onto the trampoline and bounces back up with her bag.

“Zoey with her bag, she’s coming back!” Redflare said. Jess drops down shortly after. “Jess is down!”

CK runs out for the Villains while Toad is already halfway to the rope wall for the Heroes.

“Toad with a bit of a lead over CK! Gotta make up some lost time!”

Toad climbs up to the very top. “Toad is going to the very top untying the highest bag! CK is following suit!”

Toad climbs down a bit. “I’m afraid of heights, kinda,” he explained.

“I’m not!” CK dropped down with his bag. Toad immediately dropped down as well.

“CK made up some time for the Villains!” Redflare said.

Toad and CK race back with their bags, although Toad gains a slight lead.

“Sorry, I’m not good at running,” CK said sheepishly.

“It’s a freaking trampoline…” MrE muttered.

“Reddy running out for the Villains, now! He’ll have to catch up a bit to Webly!” Redflare said.

Reddy returns with his bag, while Webly is a bit ahead.

“Both tribes have saved bag number three for last! Looks like Epic and Gideon might climb up a bit high!”

“I have excellent traction on any surface. I will not fail this time,” Gideon explained.

“Heh, well, good luck, buddy…” Epic started climbing faster. “You’ll need it.”

“Whoo!” Zoey cheered. “Go, Epic!”

Gideon started climbing more, but he fell. “That was unexpected.” He started climbing back up again.

Epic jumped down with his bag. “Epic with his bag! Gideon lost a lot of time for the Villains!”

Gideon is trying to get up the rope web fast as Rhonda, Bruno, and Mana begin the puzzle.

“This means Avi will be getting the star for the puzzle!” Redflare announced.

“No, no, that goes here…” Mana said.

“Okay!” Bruno responded.

“Gideon falls again!” Redflare says as Gideon falls.

“Oh, my god…” OHF turned away.

“Go, Avi!” Rhonda, Bruno, and Mana yelled as they finished their puzzle. Gideon is just now coming back with his bag.

“The Villains need to pull off another miracle if they need to win, here…” Redflare said. “PICK IT UP! GET THIS PUZZLE DONE!”

“We’re trying!” OHF said as he untied bags.

Avi grabs the Heroes’ gold star.

“Avi has the gold star! It’s only a matter of time now!” Redflare announced.

“God, this isn’t working…” MrE said as he tried to jam a puzzle piece into its slot.

“No, it goes here!” Reddy tried to grab a piece.

Avi climbs down slowly.

“Avi, just drop!” Toad yelled. “It’s not that bad!”

“I already hurt my leg, Toad.” Avi slowly made his way down.

Reddy drives a piece into the Villains’ puzzle. “It doesn’t __ing fit!”

“Because it goes over here somewhere!” MrE responded.

“You have to be blind to think that…” Reddy muttered.

Avi drops down from about halfway. “I’m coming!”

“Good!” Toad yelled.

“Hurry the ___ up!” Reddy shouted.

“Oh, don’t worry, I am…” Avi slammed the gold star into the puzzle.

“HEROES WIN IMMUNITY!” Redflare shouted.

Avi is seen hugging Zoey. Toad looks on jealously.

“Come get it!” Redflare held out the idol. Jay ran to grab it.

“Heroes, no tribal council tonight. You’re safe!” Redflare announced. “Villains, you have a date with me tonight. See you there…again.”

The two tribes headed back to their camps while Reddy had a voiceover. “I can’t help but want to vote Gideon off, but he’ll be good to have around…we’ll see.”

The Villains returned to their camp.

“Well, good effort, guys…” OHF said.

“Yeah, great job falling and failing,” CK said.

Gideon sighed. “I do apologize for falling, but keep in mind that the people doing the puzzle practically fell apart.”

Jess whined. “Guys, don’t play the blame game. It’s Survivor, not ‘Kill Everyone Who Fails At Their Task.’”

“Jess is right, I guess,” OHF said. “Just…resume your strategies and whatnot.”

Duke, Dyna, and MrE are walking together.

“Think you’re using the idol tonight?” Duke asked.

“Probably, unless I realize I don’t need it,” MrE explained.

“Who’re we gonna vote?” Dyna asked.

MrE sighed. “Probably CK. He’s annoying, loud, and overall useless. What are the pros of keeping him?”

“He can be an asset to us if we recruit him,” Dyna said.

“Yeah, but no one wants to recruit him. He’s super annoying,” Duke said.

Dyna stopped. “Wait, are you actually biracial?”

“No, I just say that so that I can play victim even more than I already do when someone mentions black people,” Duke explained.

“Good tactic, dude,” Dyna said.

MrE laughed. “You’re terrible.”

“So, about the idol…” Duke started.

“I’m not giving it to anyone,” MrE said. “It’s mine.”

Dyna said. “That’s kind of hypocritical, since you got it because someone gave it to you…”

“Whatever,” MrE said. “Lol.”

“In all seriousness, I hate CK. He’s so rude all the time. I wish he’d just quit to save us the trouble,” Duke said.

“I can’t say I agree, but I’ll vote with ya,” Dyna said.

“We’ve gotta vote together. We can’t let idiots control the tribe,” Duke said.

MrE smirked.

The scene switched to Gideon and Jess.

“So, who is it gonna be tonight?” Jess asked.

“Probably Reddy. I saw him doing the puzzle. He was absolutely abhorrent,” Gideon explained.

“Wanna go talk to some others? I’m sure your name is being tossed around…” Jess asked.

“I suppose so. I’ll speak with OHF, you speak to CK.” Gideon left.

Jess is talking to CK.

“So, CK, who you voting tonight?” Jess asked.

“Well, I don’t know. Reddy’s a huge threat, though,” CK said,

Jess gasped. “Really? Why?”

“Well, he’s got this whole villainous aura about him. So much he could do to worsen our lives here. He’s a complete threat,” CK explained.

“Well, I was planning to vote him off…for different reasons…but that’s fine,” Jess said. She winked.

CK smiled. “You’re kind of cute.”

“Um…” Jess looked at the ground. “Gotta go, bye!” Jess left.

“…Wha?”

Gideon is now seen talking to OHF.

“So, Jacob, who is your target for tonight?” Gideon asked.

OHF spit on the ground. “Wow, those berries were terrible. Anyway, I was thinking maybe Dyna? He doesn’t really do much but insult others and start drama.”

Gideon raised an eyebrow. “Oh, really?” Gideon went into a confessional. “OHF says he want to vote Dyna out. I want to vote Reddy out. But, I don’t know…he has a point. Less drama around camp means more time to strategize, but it also means less attention drawn to me…decisions, decisions.”

“The reason Dyna’s a threat is because he never talks to me,” OHF explained to Gid.

“Well, he may talk to others,” Gideon replied.

“He isn’t making an effort to talk to people outside of his alliance. That means he feels comfortable with his position and doesn’t need to realign,” OHF explained.

Gideon chuckled. “You know, Jacob, you raise some very good points here. I’ll keep these in mind when I go to vote.”

“Good!” OHF grinned.

CK and OHF were talking.

“So, I thought we could vote off Dyna tonight,” OHF said.

CK stopped. “Really?”

“Yeah. He’s obviously in some kind of alliance. Has he come to talk to you peacefully yet?” OHF asked.

“Well…no…” CK said.

“See? He’s not trying to stay in. He feels secure enough that he doesn’t need to talk,” OHF explained.

“But Reddy is like…a failure. He’s a threat!” CK said.

“You just contradicted yourself, genius.” OHF facepalmed.

CK looked irritated. “Look, if we’re going to have an alliance, we need to be together on these things. Vote for Reddy.”

“No!” OHF exclaimed. “What has he even done?”

“He messed up the puzzle!” CK said.

“Didn’t I give a speech about not playing the blame game? And you agreed?” OHF replied.

CK walked away. “O, you’re delusional. Come back when you want to vote off the right person.”

“Then shouldn’t I come back now?” OHF went into a confessional. “CK is a little over the top with his ideas. He wants to vote out Reddy. Reddy hasn’t even done anything! He can’t even be classified as threatening! Why is CK in this ‘I’m superior’ mode? I just don’t get it. I need to talk to Reddy about this.”

OHF is talking to Reddy.

“Reddy, CK is coming after you,” OHF said bluntly.

Reddy looked up from the ground. “Wait, really?”

“Yeah. But, I was thinking-“

“Just vote him off. He’s clearly evil,” Reddy interrupted.

“No, Dyna. Dyna’s more of a threat to you than CK,” OHF explained.

“Why? Isn’t CK just going to tell people to vote for me?” Reddy asked.

OHF sighed. “Probably, but we need to get to them first and tell them to vote for Dyna.”

Reddy shrugged. “I’ll trust you on this one.”

“I’m an underdog here, clearly,” Reddy said in a confessional. “And underdogs never lose. I’m going to make sure that I don’t lose tonight.”

Gideon and Jess have now regrouped.

“So, is everyone on board with the Reddy plan?” Jess asked.

“Actually, Miss Jess, I was thinking about voting off Dyna tonight,” Gideon said.

“…Why?” Jess said as she winked.

“He hasn’t talked to you or me, right?” Gid started. “That means he feels comfortable with his position in the game. We need him out!”

“That could just mean he’s given up. Easy person to get out next time we lose. Tonight, we need to vote out the real major threat – Reddy,” Jess explained.

“Why is he considered threatening?” Gideon asked. “No, honestly. Why?”

Jess shrugged. “I guess he’s just intimidating. You know he’s known for strategizing a lot. He could be doing that as we speak!”

“We’re Villains, Jessica. We strategize all the time. That’s how we serve our purpose!” Gideon exclaimed.

“The label of Villain is completely platonic! I don’t pay attention to it! I’m just playing a game!” Jess shouted.

Gideon stomped. “You listen to me! Vote for Dyna, or I’m retreating to those who think sensibly!”

“I’ll go do that, thank you!” Jess stormed off. Gid went into a confessional.

“Jessica and I had a falling out. She won’t vote for Dyna like she needs to. I guess this game is taking yet another turn…”

Reddy and OHF are talking to Duke.

“So, how about voting for Dyna?” OHF said.

Duke furrowed his brow. “Why? What is he doing?”

“Nothing. Has he even talked to you?” OHF asked.

“Yes, he’s a great friend,” Duke said defensively. “I see no reason to get rid of a positive influence.”

“He’s positive?” OHF asked.

“Yes, and he’s so fun to talk to. Really, you should try socializing with him some time. He’ll be friendly to anyone,” Duke explained.

Reddy smirked. “That’s why he’s a Villain. He could be playing you.”

“He isn’t playing me. I won’t vote him off. I don’t backstab friends like that,” Duke said.

“You’re a Villain. You need to be doing Villain things! Live up to your label!” Reddy exclaimed.

Duke shook his head. “I’m sorry, I can’t.”

Reddy and OHF walked away. “We tried.”

The Villains were seen heading to tribal council. Duke has a voice over.

“I really am biracial, I just wasn’t sure what to say. I guess I wanted to embrace the Villain label. I can’t seem to bring myself to ever vote for Dyna or MrE, so I guess it’s CK. He is a threat at this point, anyway.”

The Villains enter tribal council. Redflare watches them enter.

“So, CK. How is the third tribal council visit sitting with the tribe?” He asked.

CK shook his head. “Not well. Drama is getting stirred up everywhere.”

“And, MrE. Is this drama involving you?”

“Not yet,” MrE said. “Although, the discussions I overhear always go every which way about the ‘next target’.”

Redflare raised his eyebrows. “Really?”

“Yeah, I mean, I haven’t heard my name come up, but I have heard some others.” MrE swallowed.

“Gideon, any talk of idols?” Redflare asked.

Gideon cleared his throat. “Well, Redflare, idols always change the game. But, not tonight. Not only has MrE’s name come up, but if JE really did still have that idol, is he not gone now?”

“Okay, why does everyone think I have an idol?” MrE asked.

“Because you do!” Dyna said. “Come on, just show it to them…”

“I. Don’t. Have. One,” MrE said. “My ___ing god.”

“Harsh reply, eh, Dyna?” Redflare said.

Dyna laughed. “I don’t let it get to me. It’s MrE being MrE.”

“Duke, how do you feel about this whole Dyna-MrE thing?” Redflare asked.

“That’s the least of my worries. That isn’t even drama. That just happened. Did you run out of generic questions?” Duke asked.

Redflare growled. “Yes, I did. You guys aren’t telling me __.”

“I’ll tell you __!” OHF said. “The vote tonight is probably between Reddy and Dyna. I want to vote for Dyna, but CK wants to vote for Reddy.

Dyna’s eyes widened.

“Well, I’ll leave you with that…it’s time to vote.” Redflare laughed evilly. “CK, you’re up!”

CK votes for Reddy. “Bun bye!”

Jess votes for Reddy. “You’re cute, but you’re terribly threatening.” The vote reads “Reddy ;3”.

OHF votes for Dyna. “It only makes sense…”

Duke votes for CK. “To be honest, I don’t hate you too much. But you are threatening. So, goodbye.”

Gideon approaches the voting pedestal, but his vote is not shown. His voiceover is played. “You’re threatening to me, and my alliances. I’m sorry.”

The last voter, MrE, sits down.

“I’ll go tally the votes.” Redflare left.

CK looked at OHF and mouthed, “Who?”

He mouthed back, “No one you need to know.”

CK mouthed, “Bitch.”

Redflare returned. “If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you wanna play it, now would be the time to do so.”

MrE stood up. “Might as well stop the burning hole in my pocket.”

“Knew it!” CK said.

“The rules of Survivor state…” Redflare took out his notecards. “Immunity idol…all votes…this is a hidden immunity idol. All votes cast for MrE will not count. I’ll read the votes.”

“CK.”

“Reddy.”

“Dyna. That’s one vote Reddy, one vote CK, one vote Dyna,” Redflare said.

“Dyna. CK. Reddy. That’s two each.”

“CK.” Redflare took out another vote. “Dyna. That’s three votes CK, three votes Dyna, two votes Reddy, one vote left.”

“Reddy. We’re tied!” Redflare exclaimed. “Here’s how it’s going to work. All of you, minus Reddy, CK, and Dyna, will revote. The person with the highest number of votes here will go home. If we get another tie, we will draw rocks. Jess, take this urn back with you…”

Gideon is seen voting for Dyna.

OHF’s vote is blocked by the fire.

MrE votes for CK. “You’re threatening. This should be a lock.”

The last voter, Duke, sits down. “I’ll go tally the votes.”

Redflare returned with the urn. “Now, once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I’ll read the votes.”

“CK.”

“CK.”

“Dyna.”

“Dyna. We’re tied, two for CK, two for Dyna.”

“Dyna. Three votes Dyna, two votes CK, one vote left.” Redflare took out the last vote.

“Third person voted out of Survivor: Heroes vs Villains…Dyna.” Redflare finished. “You need to bring me your torch.”

Duke’s jaw dropped. “What…?”

CK smirked.

Jess looked at Gideon, mouthed “I’m sorry,” then looked at the ground.

Dyna brought his torch to Redflare. “I can’t believe this.”

“Dyna, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go,” Redflare said after snuffing Dyna’s torch.

Dyna waved to the remaining Villains. “Good luck, guys.”

“Bye, Dyna.” Duke waved back.

“Sorry,” Jess said.

Dyna left, and Redflare spoke to the Villains. “Well, from the look on his face, that was your first blindside. Can’t wait for more. Grab your stuff and head back to camp, good night.”

“Cry…” Stars mumbled.

Episode 4 - "Crying Before They Got Hurt"

Previously on Survivor, the Villains voted almost unanimously to get rid of JE, who had been a constant burden and annoyance around camp. The Heroes formed alliances even further, and an alliance of four was formed between Zoey, Toad, Avi, and Epic. Zoey flirted extensively with Avi while Mana worked with Zac and Bruno to get rid of this foursome. At the immunity challenge, the Villains lost again, and when they went to tribal council, a crazy vote split led to a revote where Dyna was blindsided. Eighteen are left, who will be voted out tonight?

The Villains returned from tribal council. CK immediately took off with OHF.

“So, I see you changed your mind?” OHF said.

“Yes,” CK sighed.

OHF snickered. “Told you it was the right idea.”

CK rolled his eyes. “What do you want me to say?”

“That I was right and you apologize for being such a bacon eater to me.” OHF stood firmly.

“Bacon eater?” CK looked puzzled.

“Like, when someone eats all of my bacon,” OHF explained.

“Oh, yeah, sorry, I was a total…” He cringed. “Bacon eater, and you were right.”

“Good!” OHF said. “Now go be on your way.”

“What?” CK looked shocked. “OHF, we’re like best friends.”

“Go trust Jess more than me, why don’t you?” OHF said.

CK kicked the dirt. “OHF, honestly, stop playing victim.”

“That’s not my job, that’s-“

“OHF, come on!” CK complained.

“Sorry, I’m on my own,” OHF replied.

CK facepalmed. “OHF, you’re not thinking clearly.”

“Hey, I flipped to…wait are those berries?” OHF bent down to look at the ground.

CK said, “Imagine having everything you’ve ever dreamed! Don’t you want it?”

“Maybe…” OHF said.

“Can’t you see it?” CK asked.

“Kinda,” OHF replied while searching through the shrub near his feet.

“Imagine first vote-off after the merge and I have the lead!”

“A part for me?” OHF asked.

“Of course!” CK exclaimed.

“Yeah, right…”

CK sighed. “You’ve gotta believe it!”

OHF laughed to himself. “Keep talking…”

He crouched down. “You and I run the game!”

“CK and whats-his-name?” OHF mocked.

“Sound exciting?” CK asked.

OHF rolled his eyes. “Inviting.”

“Let’s do it then!” CK jumped up.

OHF lifted up his head and put his hand behind his ear mockingly. “Listening!”

“Idols, alliances, all the threats get blindsided!”

“But where do I fit into this?” OHF asked.

“With you, I can win!” CK said excitedly.

OHF lowered his eyebrows. “Win the challenge?”

“Think bigger!” CK said.

“Become all-stars?” OHF asked.

CK smiled. “That’s better!” He made large hand motions. “Don’t you see that bigger is better? And better is bigger? A little bit is never enough, no, no, no…”

“Okay, I get it, can you shut up?” OHF asked.

CK smiled. “I knew you’d come around.”

“I guess I have no other choice.” OHF laughed.

CK had a confessional. “OHF and I had a back and forth about strategy. He finally conceded to my pleas. Like,” he wiped his forehead, “phew! I’m basically screwed if I’m not in a duo.”

The Heroes are shown waking up.

Mana and Zac were walking together early.

“It’s so early, why do we have to do this?” Mana asked.

Zac sighed. “Because I need to talk to you about your game. Everyone is after you because you’re so frisky with strategizing. You need to tone it down.”

“And why should I trust you?” Mana asked. “You denied me yesterday, after all…”

“Exactly!” Zac said. “You keep strategizing. You’re like one of those girls from Mean Girls.”

“Am I just the gossip king or something?” Mana asked. “I don’t like this whole talk thing. I feel like you’re attacking me, kind of.”

“I’m not attacking you, I’m helping you! You keep being silly and plotting against people and we haven’t even lost a challenge yet. This is just for your own good,” Zac said as he walked off.

Mana shrugged, then went into a confessional. “I don’t see Zac’s point. I’m just trying to survive. And if I have to become a gamebot, then so be it.”

The “Cool Kids” alliance were gathered in the shelter as always.

They were all laughing.

“So, then,” Zoey said, “I told her, ‘Take that hat off, girl, mops aren’t in style!’”

Toad laughed. “You’re so mean!”

“I know, but it was the heat of the moment,” Zoey explained.

“Zoey, you’re great!” Avi clapped.

Zoey poked Avi. “Aren’t you cute?”

Avi blushed. “Uh…”

“Do you guys have any idol intel?” Epic asked.

“Who calls it intel?” Zoey said. “It’s just information.”

“I know, but it sounds cool…” Epic said.

Avi cleared his throat. “I, uh, saw someone, uh, go off, and, uh-“

“Stop stammering!” Zoey laughed.

Avi’s face got redder. “I think Mana has it!”

Toad raised his eyebrows. “Way to be blunt.”

“Have you talked to him at all?” Epic asked.

“No,” Avi said, “but he’s always going off with people. Namely, Rhonda, Bruno, and Zac.”

“It could be another alliance of four!” Epic reacted.

“Or just Mana’s attempts to survive on this tribe. Let’s face it, I’m sure everyone else has noticed this. He’s gotta be next,” Zoey said.

“I still think alliance,” Epic replied before going into a confessional. “Zoey seems to want to take control of this alliance. That’s not gonna happen. I need to be on the top of this alliance if I’m gonna win it all.”

“So, should we, like, tell people?” Avi asked.

“Call Jay over here,” Toad recommended. “Maybe she’ll have something to say.”

“Jay!” Zoey clapped in the air. “Come over here.”

Jay approached the four. “Hi, peeps!”

“Hey, Jay!” Epic said with a big grin.

“What’s up?” She asked.

Zoey started, “I hate to be talking strategy already. You know me. But, Mana has been-“

“Sorry to interrupt,” Jay replied, “but Mana has been strategizing all over the place!”

“Exactly!” Epic said.

“Zac talked to me. He’s been talking to pretty much everyone,” Jay explained.

Toad cracked a smile.

“Well,” Avi said, “except us.”

“He’s probably plotting against us,” Epic explained.

“Are you peeps in an alliance?” Jay asked.

Toad looked at Zoey. “Well, we’re just good friends. We haven’t talked a bit of strategy until now.”

“That’s what I thought!” Jay replied. “When Zac told me Mana was plotting against you, I was like, ‘Those four in an alliance? Can’t be so, yet.’”

“So he’s against us, eh?” Zoey twirled her hair, before going into a confessional. “I think we just got Jay on our side. That’s five, and I think Toad might be able to convince Mana to stop plotting against us with these numbers.”

“Y’know,” Toad started, “Mana was talking to me about how he was against this alliance bluntly. He even said he wanted to be our fifth member.”

“What did you tell him?” Epic asked.

“I said sure, but we aren’t an alliance,” Toad responded.

Jay raised her eyebrows. “Wait, are you peeps actually together?”

“We could be if we wanted,” Avi said.

Zoey said, “You could be our real fifth member!”

Jay smiled. “I would love to! I wasn’t even against you guys. If I had to, I’d vote Rhonda out.”

Zoey continued her confessional. “Mana isn’t a real fifth member. Jay is. Jay wants Rhonda out and not us. It’s great! Avi and Toad are under my control and Epic isn’t too far behind. I think I might just be in control!” She giggled.

The Villains are having their daily feud. CK and Duke were having a screaming match while OHF watched.

“You shut up!” CK yelled.

“I told you so!” Duke said back.

“I said, shut up!” CK shoved Duke to the side before going into a confessional. “So, I tried standing on OHF’s shoulders to get the machete back. Lo and behold, Duke caught me and immediately assumed it was proof. OHF being the complete idiot he is told Duke it was me and not him. Well, ___.”

“You really shouldn’t be violent like that,” Duke sneered.

“You really shouldn’t exist!” CK walked away.

OHF made a “:L” face. “Fun person, huh…”

“I know, right? He’s so hotheaded and opinionated. He needs to, like, evaporate…” Duke commented.

“I don’t have much against him, but I don’t really want to…” OHF stopped.

Duke looked at him oddly. “Want to what?”

OHF ran into the bushes. “THERE’S A CHICKEN!”

“OH MY GOD.” Duke ran after him.

“GIVE IT TO ME!” OHF exclaimed as he ran after the now-visible chicken. “I WANT TO FRY YOUR ASS!”

“GUYS!” Duke yelled. “Someone get a net or something!”

MrE walked over. “We don’t have one.”

“What is it that you require assistance for, anyway?” Gideon asked.

“There’s a chicken that OHF is trying to catch. Please. We’re starving, if you didn’t notice,” Duke answered.

“A chicken?” Stars asked. “For real?” Stars went into a confessional. “So, I decided I would hunt down this chicken and kill it. But, then, I would pee on it and throw it in the ocean! Who’s the biggest villain?” Stars pointed to himself. “I am!”

OHF was trying to grab the frantic chicken. “Stop making bawk noises and submit yourself to my stomach!”

“Don’t worry, OHF, I’m coming to help,” Stars said in the most nonchalant and ambivalent voice.

“NO!” OHF yelled. “THIS IS MY CHICKEN! YOU WANT ONE?”

“Um, wouldn’t it be-“

“THEN GET ANOTHER ONE!” OHF dove on the ground on top of the chicken, but missed.

“I’ll get it!” Stars threw a pointy stick at the chicken, puncturing it.

“Ooh!” OHF crawled over to the chicken. “Give it to me!”

“Um…” Stars said. “I’ll go cook it…y’know, for the tribe.”

“As long as I get most of it, that’s okay,” OHF explained.

Stars dragged into the bushes while the confessional display appeared. “So, right now I’m peeing on it, and later, it’s going into the ocean. Teehee! I feel so villainous.”

Jess and Gideon were by the fire pit.

“You changed your voting preference last night,” Gideon said.

“Yeah…I decided that you were right…Dyna is a bigger threat…” Jess explained.

“Why so many pauses?” Gideon asked.

Jess sighed. “I thought we were basically done.”

“Jessica, any ally is a good ally,” Gideon explained. “I’d like to re-extend my hand and shake yours in the name of an alliance.”

Jess looked up. “Oh…really?”

“Yes. Our union is re-established!” Gideon smiled.

“Yay!” Jess went into a confessional. “So, I simply have to admit that Gideon is right for him to make an alliance with me? This sounds like some kind of coasting game to me. Villains will win in the end. Redflare will read that vote… The winner of Survivor: Heroes vs Villains…Jess!”

Reddy and MrE were talking.

“Hey, just wanted to ask…who did you vote last night?” Reddy asked.

“That’s a mystery, my red friend,” MrE explained.

Reddy lowered his eyebrows. “MrE, please. Who did you vote for?”

MrE sighed. “CK, both times.”

“As expected. Good thing you didn’t vote for me,” Reddy responded.

“Everyone was saying you were a threat. What was up with that?” MrE asked.

Reddy laughed. “I’m generally a threatening person.”

“So they say,” MrE said. “Anyway, what is up with CK?”

“IKR?” Reddy replied. “And OHF. They’re always together, doing things together, voting together…”

“And when something vaguely LOOKS like it isn’t going their way, they get all down and mopey,” MrE finished.

“Like when OHF had the idol. CK was like ‘OMG IDOL ELIMINATE!’ but I feel like that was just part of a plan to get rid of Survivor and not them.” Reddy scratched his arm.

“The two of them were crying before they got hurt,” MrE said. “They called for an ambulance before they had seizures. And now, we’ll make them go to jail before they commit a crime.”

“Is that an…alliance invitation?” Reddy’s eyes sparkled.

MrE laughed. “How did they ever think you were a threat? Lol.”

“Is that supposed to be mean?” Reddy asked.

MrE looked away. “Uh, no, just a comment…” MrE went into a confessional. “Looks like Duke and I have our new Dyna! A third member is crucial right now. We’re ___ed next time we go to tribal unless we have a third member. But, that isn’t a problem anymore.”

The Heroes tribe is now shown.

Mana is seen at the entrance to the forested area of the camp. “Webly! Bruno! Come here, I want to talk to you.”

Webly and Bruno were down at the beach together and at each other. “Well, it couldn’t hurt,” Webly noted as he turned around.

The Cool Kids, who are in the shelter, snicker to each other.

“Oops! We saw that!” Zoey giggled.

Epic laughed. “Has Mana claimed his next victim?”

“Call the police, we have an abduction!” Avi snered.

Toad looked uncomfortable. “Guys, stop, that’s mean…”

“You’re acting like Mana right now,” Avi remarked.

“Is that supposed to be an insult?” Toad asked before going into a confessional. “The Cool Kids don’t like Mana. I like Mana. Why do I have to sit here and be pressured into making fun of him? I don’t know. This had better pay off when they vote for me on the jury.”

Zoey laughed. “No, no.”

“We’re just being jokesters,” Epic explained.

“Pretty damn funny, if you ask me!” Avi said.

Toad blinked. “Shouldn’t we tell Jay?”

Zoey stopped laughing. “Uh…I guess so. Who wants to call her?”

Avi immediately raised his hand. “I will!” He exited the shelter.

Zoey mouthed “Okay, then” before going into a confessional. “Avi is like my little pack mule. He’s doing everything I ask. And I’m loving every minute of it.”

Jay walked over to the shelter. “Hey, guys!”

Toad smiled. “Jay!”

“We have a bit of juicy Mana updates,” Epic started. However, Jay has a confessional while the muted footage of the Cool Kids informing Jay of Mana’s actions is shown.

“So, my little peeps have told me that Mana is now talking to Webly. I don’t want to have to vote Mana out. I’d rather vote Rhonda out. But, if I have to, I’ll listen to these four. They might be the ones who give me their million dollar votes, after all.”

Mana, Webly, Bruno, and Rhonda are gathered by the treemail area.

“So, since Zac doesn’t want to,” Mana started, “I think the four of us should team up and take out the other foursome.”

“Isn’t that just being hypocritical?” Webly asked.

Mana opened his eyes wide. “It’s an anti-alliance alliance. We can just disband when we’re done.”

“It’s a little hard to get rid of an alliance once you’ve relied on it for so long,” Webly responded.

“Are you kidding?” Rhonda said. “This is a great idea! Yeah! Take them young’uns out!”

“Not we are age the same?” Bruno asked.

Rhonda giggled. “That’s why I called them young’uns, because we’re different ages…”

Mana cracked a smile before going into a confessional. “Everything is playing out well with this plan. Even the misunderstandings are beneficial to my game!”

“So, is it Zoey first?” Rhonda asked.

“We’ve got power and control, we can pretty much decide anything!” Mana exclaimed before continuing his confessional. “The thing is, I’m technically in that alliance. I’m a huge swing vote. Whatever I do decides the fate of this tribe, basically.”

The immunity challenge is now seen after the camera zooms in on it. Shown are twelve large crates, tribe color coded, and a large platform that resembles a staircase.

“Come on in, guys!” Redflare announced.

The two tribes enter.

“Heroes, getting your first look at the new Villains…Dyna blindsided at the last tribal council,” Redflare said.

“Oh, wow…” Jay remarked.

“You ready to get to today’s immunity challenge?” Redflare asked. Everyone exclaimed “yes.” “First things first, Heroes…” Redflare walked over.

“No, I want to keep it!” Zoey whined playfully. She held the tribal immunity idol.

“Sorry, but I gotta take it back.” Redflare returned to his mat with the idol. “Once again, immunity is back up for grabs. For today’s challenge, you will send pairs of two out to collect tribe colored crates. They must roll them back to your tribe’s mat, cross the line, and then the next pair will go. Once all six crates are collected for each tribe, you must assemble a staircase on this platform using said crates. First tribe to assemble their staircase wins immunity. Heroes, you’re sitting two people out. You cannot sit out Jay. Who’s it gonna be?”

The Heroes have an edited out discussion. “We’re sitting out Avi and Zoey.”

“Alright, have a seat on the bench. I’ll give you a minute to strategize and we’ll get started,” Redflare finished. Shots of the challenge are shown.

“Toad and Epic running out first for the Heroes, and CK with OHF for the Villains. Survivors ready? GO!”

Toad sprints to the farthest crate and begins to push it. It does not go very far. CK and OHF go to the nearest Villains crate and push it over the line.

“Hurry, Epic!” Epic just reached the far crate as MrE and Duke run for the Villains.

“Let’s do this one,” MrE says while running.

“Okay,” Duke responded. They begin pushing at the crate in the middle.

Epic and Toad are moving the box “like it’s air” according to Redflare. They return with their crate, and MrE and Duke return soon after.

“Rhonda and Webly heading out along with Jess and Gideon! Villains have a one crate lead!” Redflare announced.

“Come on, we have a lead, keep pushing!” Jess and Gideon have run to the far crate.

“How did you get here so fast, miss Jess?” Gideon asked as he panted after sprinting.

“I take runs at, like, four in the morning back home,” Jess explained.

“Rhonda and Webly have returned! Hurry it up, Villains!” Redflare announced.

“We’re trying!” Jess yelled.

“Mana and Bruno heading out for the Heroes!” Redflare said.

Jess and Gideon return and Stars and Reddy go out.

“Stars and Reddy going out!” Redflare announced. Mana and Bruno are going slow with the second farthest back crate. “Mana and Bruno taking their time. Maybe should have picked someone stronger.”

Stars and Reddy return with their crate.

“Hurry up, Heroes! Villains might pull off their first win,” Redflare said.

“We’re trying, bitch!” Mana shoved their box over the line.

Redflare laughed. “MrE and Duke heading out again for the Villains for their fifth crate! Rhonda and Jay going out for the Heroes!”

“Easy out, guys, easy out!” Duke sneered.

MrE and Duke return with their crate.

“Oh my god, we need to hurry up!” Rhonda whined.

“Sorry, dear…” Jay said.

CK and Jess return with the final crate as Jay and Rhonda return with theirs.

“Start building, Villains!” Redflare instructed.

“MrE, Duke, take this box and put it over here,” OHF said.

“OHF calling the shots,” Redflare commentated.

OHF continued, “CK and Jess, take this one and put it here, and Gideon, move this one here with Stars. We’ll have the base completed. Reddy, when they’re done, we’ll get another box and put it on top of the box on the far end of the base.”

“Heroes have their sixth crate!” Redflare announced. “Can the Villains keep their lead?”

The Villains have completed the setup OHF described by the time Toad and Avi return with the final Heroes crate.

“Start building a staircase, Heroes!” Redflare said. “These crates are heavy. It’ll take a lot of teamwork to get this right.”

OHF climbed on top of the platform. “I’ll stand up here to get the box. All of you push one of the boxes up to me!”

The Villains did as instructed. “Come…on…more…strength!” MrE said.

“Villains struggling a bit in the brawn department!” Redflare said.

“Not helping, again!” Jess complained.

“Quick, get that box over here!” Toad commanded as the Heroes had their base set up.

“It’s Toad versus OHF for calling! Which one can pull off the best job?” Redflare teased.

OHF backed up. “Now, just get that crate in the middle of the base. We can do it!”

“We might actually win!” Reddy cheered.

“It’d take a miracle my ass!” MrE cheered.

Redflare looked annoyed. “Hey!”

Toad yelled, “Get this box up here to me! Quickly!”

The Heroes drop the box they are attempting to lift.

“Ouch!” Redflare said. “That’s gonna take a toll on their morale.”

“COME ON!” OHF yelled. “ONE BOX LEFT!” He climbed down.

“Lift it for the chickens, O!” Stars cheered.

Toad yelled, “COME ON! FASTER!”

“VILLAINS!” Redflare yelled as the Villains complete their staircase. “WIN IMMUNITY!”

The Villains cheer in a circle while the Heroes look defeated.

“Nice going, guys.” Toad sighed.

“Villains, come and get it!” Jess squealed as she ran to get the idol.

“Yes!” she shouted.

“Villains, for the first time, no tribal council. For the Heroes, you have the first tribal tonight. See you later tonight. Grab your stuff, see you at tribal.” Redflare scratched his face.

“I’d like to vote off Toad for his bad leadership, but I can’t bring myself to do that just yet,” Mana said in a confessional. “I’ll see what goes on at camp, though.”

The Heroes have returned to their camp.

“Well, time to split into alliances and talk about tonight’s target,” Rhonda said. She got many strange looks. “What can I say? I’m honest.”

The Cool Kids gather in the forest.

“Who’s it gonna be?” Toad asked.

“Mana, obviously!” Epic said.

“I can’t bring myself to vote off Mana. I just can’t,” Toad replied.

Zoey laughed. “Toad, please, are you a bit disloyal?”

“Yeah, Toad!” Avi said.

“Ugh, no. I just think Mana might be valuable later. I have an existing alliance with him. Not much, but he might actually be the swing vote tonight,” Toad explained.

“Wait,” Epic asked, “really?”

Toad sighed. “Yes, really.”

Toad went to talk to Mana.

“Mana, I’m deflecting the vote off of you tonight. I need you to vote for Webly tonight,” Toad explained.

“What?” Mana reacted. “Webly? Why?”

“It’s the only person besides you that the Cool Kids want to vote off,” Toad explained.

Mana laughed. “Why are you calling yourselves the Cool Kids?”

“Everyone does it.” Toad yawned.

“Look, I’ll think about it. Just leave me be for now,” Mana replied.

Mana is now seen talking to Zac.

“Who’s the target now? Webly?” Zac asked.

“Actually, possibly,” Mana replied.

“Oh, great,” Zac groaned.

“Kidding!” Mana laughed nervously. “It’s Toad.”

“Toad?” Zac blinked. “Well, no one else has talked to me today…”

“So do it?” Mana asked. “Please?”

“I’ll think about it.” Zac walked off.

Mana walked to his alliance of four.

“We’re voting for Epic,” Mana explained.

Webly laughed. “No, we’re voting for Toad.”

Mana looked taken aback. “No. Toad’s valuable to me. He’s a friend.”

“Friends lead to allies, which can lead to betrayals. No, vote for Toad,” Rhonda replied.

“Vote no off Toad friend fun blind Epic!” Bruno complained.

“I don’t want to, though. I have an alliance with him already. He can be our fifth once necessary,” Mana explained.

“Oh, really?” Webly squinted.

“Well, you know what? I have an even BETTER idea!” Rhonda exclaimed.

“’Kay, we’re voting for Epic. Deal?” Mana looked at his alliancemates. They all looked uncertain.

The Heroes are seen heading to tribal council.

“Grab a torch,” Redflare said as they entered, “and get fire. In this game, fire represents your life. When your fire is gone, so are you.”

The Heroes did as instructed and sat down.

“Toad, what happened at the challenge today?” Redflare asked.

“The Villains had a lead and we just couldn’t catch up,” Toad explained.

“Webly, thoughts on this tribe?” Redflare asked.

“Well, it’s kind of like Survivor. We were basically renewed. But, Survivor hasn’t been renewed yet. We’re, like, on likely renewal.” Everyone looked awkwardly at Webly.

“…What?” Redflare asked.

Webly dug into his bag. “I have a copy of my blog if you need to read, it explains everything.”

Redflare facepalmed. “Okay, no. Webly, no one even cares.”

“I care,” Jay smiled.

Survivor Voting Music

0:00 – The Heroes enter tribal council. 0:26 – The Heroes vote.

“Jay, you care about everyone. Your opinion is invalid,” Rhonda randomly said.

“My opinion is perfectly valid, Rhonda,” Jay replied.

“Drama!” Redflare did jazz hands.

“It’s not drama, just difference of opinion,” Jay explained.

“Sorry, but that’s drama.” Redflare turned to Zoey. “Thoughts on alliances, Zoey?”

“Well, there’s a few alliances here and there. But, the tribe is basically a power struggle. Everyone can get power. Everyone wants power. And, tonight, I think the vote will be…a bit split,” Zoey explained.

“Vague, much?” Redflare asked.

“It’s tribal council. That’s what we do here, we give vague answers to scare people into flipping and stuff,” Zoey followed up.

“Flipping?” Redflare asked. “You mean there’s someone that could possibly flip?”

Zoey flipped her hair. “Anyone can vote for who they want. Some people feel that their alliances are concrete. Others? Not so much.”

“Well, I think it’s time to vote.” Redflare exhaled. “Avi, you’re up.”

“You’re vicious.” Jay voted for Rhonda.

Zoey voted for Webly. “Ugh, fine. This is kind of a favor for Toad so that he’ll repay it later, but whatever. Looks like you’re cancelled.”

Toad voted for Webly. “I can’t bring myself to vote for Mana, so you’re kind of…screwed.”

Zac voted for Toad. “Mana told me to, and I don’t really have anywhere else to turn.”

Mana walked up to the voting pedestal. “I’m going to regret making this vote tonight.”

Rhonda walked up to the voting pedestal. “I’m voting for you, EPIC, because your stuff about being not in our alliance is annoying. Although I’m pretty sure that the rest of the alliance isn’t voting for you, I’m a free agent so bye!”

Webly voted for Epic. “I just want to please Mana, it was his idea, anyway.”

The last voter, Bruno, sat down.

“I’ll go tally the votes.” Redflare went to get the urn.

“Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I’ll read the votes,” Redflare said. He opened the urn.

“God, help me,” Mana whispered.

“Toad. That’s one vote Toad.”

“Rhonda.” Redflare revealed the vote. “That’s one for Toad and one for Rhonda.”

“Epic.” Redflare took out another vote. “Webly.”

“Webly. That’s two votes Webly, one vote Toad, one vote Rhonda, one vote Epic.”

“Epic.”

“Epic.”

“Epic. That’s three for Epic, two for Webly, one for Toad and Rhonda.” Redflare took out another vote.

“Webly.” Redflare revealed another vote. “Webly. That’s four votes Webly, three votes Epic, one vote Toad, one vote Rhonda, one vote left.”

“Fourth person voted out of Survivor: Heroes vs Villains…Webly.” Redflare said, “You need to bring me your torch.”

Toad tapped Mana’s shoulder. “Hey, thanks.”

He whispered, “No problem.”

“Oh, my god!” Rhonda yelled.

“Wait, what?” Zac muttered.

Webly sighed. “Oh, well.” He slid his torch into its designated slot in front of Redflare.

“Webly, your game is cancelled.” Redflare snuffed his torch. “Time for you to go.”

“Bye guys. Good luck,” Webly said. “I’m shocked, but I love you all. Keep renewing!”

“Bye!” Rhonda waved.

Redflare watched Webly leave. “Well, as it appears, Webly was blindsided. The vote was all over the place tonight. It’ll be interesting to see what happens after this. Grab your stuff, head back to camp, good night.”

Episode 5: "Tell Them I'm Fishing"

Previously on Survivor, more tensions arose at the Villains camp. However, the real drama, was over at the Heroes camp. Zoey continued working on Avi to make him her puppet, while Mana was double dealing the entire time. Being the swing vote after the cool kids, Toad, Avi, Epic, and Zoey brought in Jay, he was in a tough spot. At the immunity challenge, the Villains finally worked together under OHF’s command to win immunity. At tribal council, the vote was between Webly and Epic. In the end, in a crazy vote, Mana sided with the cool kids and blindsided Webly. 17 are left, who will be voted out tonight?

The Heroes were returning from tribal. Shots of them laying their torches in a pile next to a tree trunk were shown.

“Wow.” Bruno stared into the dying fire.

“That was crazy,” Zac said.

Mana sighed. “I was shocked.”

Rhonda spat. “Oh, please!”

“What?” Mana asked.

“You were probably on the inside of that vote. Don’t act surprised,” Rhonda said as she walked away.

“She has a bit of a point.” Zac sighed.

“Only a bit, though, right?” Mana said, sheepishly.

Zac shrugged. “It certainly blindsided me.”

“Well, sorry about that…” Mana replied.

Bruno furrowed his brow. “So admit you was you?”

Mana glared at Bruno. “I’m not admitting anything. I didn’t expect Webly to leave.”

“What do you mean, you didn’t expect it?” Zac asked. “There were five votes for Webly. Someone has to have flipped.”

“Flipped?” Epic raised his eyebrows.

“Flip on who?” Avi echoed.

Zoey rolled her eyes. “Stop playing dumb. Epic, Avi, let’s go.”

Epic went into a confessional. “It’s perfect. We’re sitting here watching Mana take so much heat from the other Heroes. With Jay as a fifth member, we can get rid of Mana any time considering that the rest of the tribe hates his guts now. As long as I just stick to Zoey, I’ll be absolutely fine. She views me as a non-entity, an anti-strategic shell with no free will.”

Avi and Zoey were talking. “So, who’s next?”

“Mana’s expendable. We need to turn our eyes to Bruno,” Avi said.

“Wait, why?” Zoey asked.

“If we get rid of Bruno, who is Mana’s closest ally, then Mana almost has to go with us,” Avi explained.

Zoey shrugged. “I was honestly thinking Rhonda.”

“Whatever. We need to wait until we actually lose, anyway,” Avi replied.

It was morning. Mana and Zac were walking along the beach.

“Why would you do it?” Zac asked.

Mana sighed. “It’s a game. Do what I gotta do, you know?”

“But you didn’t have to do that. Now there are people who are going to hate you. It sucks,” Zac said.

“I just hope no one wants you out. You’re one of my best friends out here.”

“Mana, everyone knows.”

“About?”

“What you did last night. How you voted. Why Webly isn’t here, anymore,” Zac explained.

“Zac, I know. I need protection. I need you in this game. That’s why I’m so glad you don’t hate me. At last SOMEONE will lobby for me when necessary.” Mana kicked the sand.

“But I don’t want to lobby for you,” Zac said. “I don’t want to lobby for anyone. This game is really cut throat. It isn’t me.”

“Zac…”

“It’s turned you into a monster. And soon, it’ll do the same with everyone else. Including me,” Zac continued.

“Well, what do you want me to do?” Mana snapped. “Vote you out?”

“Yeah, kinda!” Zac replied.

“…Wait. You can’t be…”

“It’s taking a toll on my conscience to know that Webly is feeling betrayed and hurt somewhere in this world. Other people probably are too. We basically told Sunny that we didn’t want him on our tribe. People are lying all around. It isn’t Survivor. It’s Backstabber. It’s Liar. We aren’t even having survival issues. It’s a mean, mean game.”

Mana stopped. “You can’t be serious, Zac…”

“Before I left, I found out that my daughter whom I thought was miscarriage is alive and well. I was just able to send her a box of some of my things before I left home. What if I’m being a terrible father by just going on this show?”

“Zac, you’re-“

Zac shed a tear. “I’m not doing the right thing by coming out here. What if she’s sick? What if her mommy is having trouble? What if?”

Mana looked down silently.

The Villains camp is now shown sleeping. CK, however, is awake. He nudges OHF.

“O, wake up,” CK whispered.

OHF rolled over. “What do you want?”

“I’m going to look for the idol,” CK explained.

OHF blinked. “Okay.”

“If anyone asks, tell them I’m fishing.”

“Fine,” OHF said as he rolled over and went back to sleep.

CK went into a confessional. “So in the early morning, when nobody wants to be awake, and everyone’s wet and tired, I decided to look for the idol.”

“Where could you be?” CK said as he walked along a path in the jungle.

“Since MrE played the idol last time we went to tribal, I’m thinking that it’s gotta be somewhere,” he said as the confessional resumed.

Jess is now shown talking to Duke. Everyone is awake by now.

“Hey!” She said as she sat down next to him. They were by the fire.

Duke looked unnerved. “Uh, hey.”

“What’s up?” She winked.

“Just, uh…chilling here by the fire.” Duke scooted away from her.

“Why are you scooting away?” She asked.

“I don’t want to be a part of your alliance,” Duke said as he had a big grin on his face.

Jess blinked. “I wasn’t gonna ask you for an alliance…”

“Well, Sabrina goddess from One World had a confessional about-“

“Okay, I’m sorry…what did Sabrina ever do?” Jess asked.

“She lost her job! How could you be so insensitive?” Duke replied.

Jess rolled her eyes. “I can name many castaways from that season that were far more interesting than her!”

“Oh, really? She was so heroic and likable! Please, try and name some!”

“Kim, the winner,” Jess said.

Duke’s mouth turned into a straight horizontal line and his eyes widened. “Kim wasn’t on South Pacific…”

Jess threw her hand at her forehead. “Oh my god.”

“What?” Duke went into a confessional. “There were two Kims in Africa, and one in Marquesas. Jess must have confused one of them with Danni who won South Pacific. She wasn’t even as interesting as Sabrina, anyway…”

OHF was laying on the beach near the ocean. He looked up as MrE came down and sat next to him.

“Where is CK?” MrE asked.

“Oh, he’s fishing,” OHF responded.

MrE paused. “Where is CK? This is important.”

“He’s fishing,” O said sternly.

MrE paused again. “Is he sleeping?”

“No, he’s fishing.”

MrE blinked. “Do you speak English?”

OHF got up. “No,” he said, “he’s fishing.”

“Is he asleep?”

“No, he’s fishing.”

“What time does he usually come back?” MrE said worriedly.

“Oh, usually around four.”

MrE looked around. “Is he sleeping?”

“He comes at four,” OHF said angrily.

“Oh, okay,” MrE said.

OHF went into a confessional. “Wow, that was too close for comfort. I could have easily just spilled the beans to MrE by accident, but I’m glad that…whoa. Look at the…” OHF got up and grabbed the camera. He pointed it at a nearby rock. “Look at the size of that ant!”

MrE went into a confessional. “Well, even though I saw CK go off into the jungle this morning, apparently he’s…fishing? And he will have been doing so for eleven hours? It was like, five when he left. Apparently he comes back at four in the afternoon from fishing. And, like, you don’t even fish in the jungle. Like really. What is he doing. OHF is honestly bull___tting me right now. I don’t fall for that ___. That ___ is just what it is… ___. I will work my ass off to see that O gets an over the top double negative five this episode.”

MrE put out the fire using a pot of water and ran. “Guys, look! OHF put out the fire!”

“OMG REALLY?” Jess said, as she was in the near vicinity.

“No way! That’s so villainous! I love it! Way to go, O!” Stars exclaimed.

MrE stopped. “Are you kidding me.”

Stars went into a confessional. “I’m not stupid! Of course I saw MrE put out the fire. While I am pretty pissed, that’s, like, REALLY villainous of him to blame OHF. Was it villainous of me to make him feel like the plan was ineffective? Anyway, I think I might go preach about OHF’s fire dousing to make both MrE and I look a tad villainous. Well, I would only be villainous if they aired this confessional…but if you’re watching it, it means that the editors put this confessional in, so I must be getting some kind of negativity.”

Stars started running around. He went up to Gideon. “GIDEON!”

“Hm?” Gideon looked up from the drawing he was making in the sand.

Stars stopped. “Oh, cool drawing. Anyway, OHF just put out our fire.”

“Excuse me?” Gideon looked alarmed.

“Yeah! He took a bucket full of water and just doused the flame for literally…NO…reason.” Stars had a grin on his face.

“Oh, wow, better go vote him off tonight!” Gideon exclaimed.

Stars laughed. “Agreed!”

Gideon went into a confessional. “Stars is quite possibly the least cerebral player in this game. O weights the most out of anyone here. He’s like a round ball of pure food inside of him. He wouldn’t extinguish the fire. He needs to masticate, and for him to do so, we need cooked food so that he doesn’t become ill due to poisoning. O definitely would not put out our fire. Stars probably did, and now, he’s got to go.”

Jess was seen walking with MrE.

“So, you SAW him put out the fire?” Jess asked.

MrE sighed. “Unfortunately. I mean, he just doused it and ran. Who knew a fat kid could run so fast?”

“But why? Doesn’t he, like, need tons of food to, like, live?” Jess asked.

MrE shrugged. “He must have some kind of fire elsewhere at camp. I’m telling you, the second I see him, he’s getting the biggest oral beating ever.”

“Like, same.” Jess winked.

MrE winked back. They both laughed. MrE went into another confessional. “If Jess believes it, anyone will. Stars is going around preaching it, which can only hurt him. I just need to tell CK. When he gets back from ‘fishing’, that is. Once he returns, I’ll break the news to him, and he’ll be anti-O for sure.”

CK is now seen hunting for the idol.

“It’s gotta be somewhere…I’ve been searching for hours, too. Oh, man…” CK looked under a rock. “Nope, nothing.” He went into a confessional. “I’m starting to think that production hasn’t even planted a new idol. This is really dumb. I really want another idol for bragging rights! This is honestly really stupid. I will personally ensure that I receive immunity next tribal. X. ___ing. O.”

CK exited the woods and went back into the main tribe camp.

“So, how was fishing?” MrE asked, who was trying to restart the fire.

CK stopped. “Fishing?”

“Yeah, OHF said you were fishing…weren’t you?” MrE asked, smiling.

CK came to a realization. “Oh, yeah. I, uh…OHF took all of my fish and dumped them back into the water.”

“Wait, he went with you?” MrE asked. “He was the one who told me you were fishing.”

“He intercepted me once I got back,” CK lied.

MrE smirked. “You know, the reason that this fire’s out is because OHF put it out.”

“Whoa, really?” CK was in shock. “I guess he doesn’t want us to eat or something.”

“I know, right! Putting out the fire, dumping the fish, it all makes sense! He wants everyone to starve so that when he complains about being hungry, we all join in instead of making fun of his weight!” MrE said.

CK sighed. “Oh, poor OHF. He’s just really insecure about his weight. You know what? I’ll go have a talk with him. You go restart that fire. We’ll make it better for him, you and I!”

MrE sat in disbelief as CK walked away. “...what…” He went into a confessional. “I’m really depressed now. My plan isn’t working, everyone is comforting OHF or supporting him rather than hating him…it’s pointless.”

Gideon is now seen talking to MrE in the woods.

“I personally feel that Stars should be the next to go,” Gideon proposed.

MrE laughed. “Wait, are you serious? Why?”

“He came up to me, practically bursting with giggles…he said that OHF put out the fire. I saw right through it…Stars put out the fire. He’s been emanating this nauseating desire to appear villainous the entire time we’ve been out here. Not only did he put out the fire, but he’s blaming someone else,” Gid explained.

MrE laughed. “No, no. He’s far too simple-minded to concoct such a plan. OHF did it, I even saw.”

“Are you calling me simple-minded for believing it?” Gideon asked.

MrE furrowed his brow. “No, Gid, not at all…”

“Sorry, I get a tad worked up over such accusations,” Gideon explained. “But is it Stars or OHF at fault?”

“Believe what you want, but it was OHF.” MrE went into a confessional. “Gid thinks Stars is to blame. I don’t know whether it was a good idea to plant the thought into his head that it was OHF, but, hey, whatever chaos I cause is good for me.”

The scene switched to the Heroes camp. Zoey had an immediate confessional.

“Well, today seemed like it would just be a normal day at the Heroes tribe camp. Toad crying because he can’t decide between Mana and us, Mana crying because he can’t decide between Bruno and us, Zac crying for whatever reason, Epic doing nothing, Jay being an overall ball of…sunshine, and Avi being my flirtmance. That’s it. But, today, Zac was crying because he wanted to quit! And it made Mana cry, too! And everyone is really sad!”

Zac is now seen with all of the Heroes tribe members sitting around the fire pit.

“So, I’m sure some of you have…uh, heard about why I called this meeting,” Zac began.

Zoey raised an eyebrow.

Toad sighed. “What?”

“I don’t feel like this game is right for me, to be honest,” Zac explained.

“Oh, why, because you hurt people? Just don’t vote for the majority. Fixable. You’re staying,” Rhonda said.

Zac spit on the ground. “I’ll never understand you. Anyway…it’s that, yeah. But it’s more. Everyone in this game is just so mean. The game itself is mean. I don’t like to be a mean person. I can’t tell anyone anything because it might be turned against me.”

“Then just don’t tell anyone anything. Simple,” Rhonda rebutted.

“There’s more to this than just meanness. Before I left, I found out that I had a daughter. She’s been alive, happy, healthy and well for seven months. I could be bonding with her right now. Her mommy and I could be having the best of times. I really want to be in her life,” Zac continued.

“It’s a baby, Zac. It won’t even remember or care…” Rhonda muttered.

“You know what, Rhonda? It’s because of you – and others LIKE you – that I’m quitting this game. It’s over. I’m done. Over and done. No chance of me staying. The game is mean, the people are mean, the concept is depressing, and I have a daughter who might need me. I can’t do this anymore.” Zac looked at the camera. “Get a boat. Get Redflare. Anything. I’m out of there.”

The scene skipped forward to Redflare arriving on a boat.

Redflare walked into the area where the Heroes were gathered. “Hey, losers.”

“I’m not responding to that…” Rhonda said.

Redflare gave her a death stare, then looked at Zac. “So, I understand you have some issues?”

Zac gulped. “Yeah. I’m quitting.”

Redflare blinked. “WTF.”

“My reaction exactly!” Rhonda commented.

Mana shoved Rhonda. “You’re being rude to Zac. He’s in legitimate distress right now. He’s all of our friends except yours. So will you do him a favor and shut up?”

“No,” Rhonda responded.

Toad chimed in. “Guys, stop. It’s pointless. Mana has a point, though.”

“You literally just said it was pointless…” Redflare said.

“Ugh, whatever, I’m done.” Mana got up and walked away. He turned around. “Bye, Zac.”

“Bye, Mana.” Zac smiled as a tear fell from his eye.

Redflare turned back to Zac. “So, for sure, you’re quitting?”

Zac nodded. “Y-yeah.” His voice broke. “I have a daughter at home who needs me there. Her mommy needs me there. I was only able to get a box of her stuff to her before I left. I need to be in her life more,” Zac explained.

“Are you sure it’s not just because the game is too big for you?” Redflare asked.

“It’s that, too. But please. I’m pulling myself from the game. It’s just a big ball of negative that I don’t need to be rolling in anymore,” Zac said.

Redflare rubbed his hands together. “Well, Zac, get up, and we’ll get you on a boat out of here.”

Zac smiled. “That’s good.”

“Bye, Zac!” Toad waved goodbye.

“Bye!” Epic yelled.

“Adeus!” Bruno said.

Zac turned around and waved one last time before the boat left.

The camera angle flew back across the ocean to a clearing in the woods. Redflare stood in front of the two tribal mats.

“Come on in, guys!” He yelled.

“Villains, getting your first look at the new Heroes tribe…Webly voted out at the last tribal council. Also, prior to this challenge, Zac pulled himself from the game for personal reasons.”

The Villains erupted into a murmur.

“Personal reasons?” Reddy sneered. “Bullcrap. If I were an emotional trainwreck, I’d just latch onto someone and get carried to finals. It’s that simple.”

“So, Reddy. You think that Zac’s quit was unjustified?” Redflare asked.

Reddy laughed. “Unjustified doesn’t do it justice. It’s a game for a million dollars. If you’re gonna quit, don’t sign up.”

“Fair enough,” Redflare said. “Anyway, now for today’s challenge. First things first, Villains, I’ll take it back.”

“No!” Jess said as she clutched the immunity idol.

“Actually, Redflare…” Mana started.

“Hm?” Redflare asked.

Toad stepped forward. “Eight out of nine Heroes agree that we should give up the immunity challenge so that we may attend tribal council.”

“How Corinne of you,” Redflare said.

“We just have internal issues, and some of us feel the need that Zac needs to be avenged by taking out the one person he hated,” Mana explained.

“I’m guessing that’s the ninth member who doesn’t agree?” Redflare asked.

“Yes, is it,” Bruno responded.

Redflare blinked. “Well?”

“It’s me, for God’s sake!” Rhonda shoved her way to the front of the crowd.

“Rhonda, it’s you who they want out?” Redflare asked.

Rhonda snickered. “Well, I’m ___ing guessing since I was never contacted about this plan!”

Mana mouthed, “Oh, boy.”

The cameramen behind the cameras started to speak.

“They never even told us about it either, Rhonda. It must have just gone around,” the cameraman explained.

Redflare looked at the camera. “Why the hell are you talking? You’re not getting paid to make comments about this show!”

Rhonda smiled. “Oh, okay!” She bounced back into the Heroes huddle.

“So, will the eight of you be going to tribal council this evening?” Redflare asked.

A cohesive “yes” came from the huddle.

“Okay. Jess, you can keep that idol, then,” Redflare said. “Reddy, I’m dying to know what you think of this.”

Reddy cleared his throat. “Well, if they all agreed to go to tribal, then someone signed their own death warrant. If you didn’t know, someone gets voted out at tribal, Heroes! Like I said, it’s a game for a million dollars. Why you would agree to endanger your chances of getting it, I will never know. But I know this: I’m one step closer to getting it.”

Redflare raised his eyebrows. “You probably should have saved that for when your name, occupation, and tribe are at the bottom of the screen. Also known as a confessional.”

“Hey, you asked me the question,” Reddy stated.

Redflare laughed. “Fair enough. So, Heroes, are you sure you’d like to go to tribal?”

“Yeah,” Epic said.

“Any objections?” Mana looked back at his tribe. No one shook their head.

“All right. Grab your stuff, head back to camp, I’ll see you at tribal,” Redflare finished.

Jay went into a voice over. “I didn’t really want to agree with the plan. However, I’d hate to stay on the outside of these peeps. Black sheep are always poisonous to a tribe’s morale! So, since I’m fairly confident that it isn’t me, I agreed. Hopefully it doesn’t bite me in the behind.”

The Heroes returned to camp, and Epic went into a voice over. “So, on the way to the challenge, we came up with this idea – me, Zoey, Toad, and Avi – to convince the tribe to forfeit immunity and ‘avenge Zac’, which they don’t know how to do yet. Now that Rhonda isn’t within instant earshot, we can conspire against her. We don’t even need to strategize, we have four votes, with Jay and Mana, that’s six. I’ve got to wonder, though, how Rhonda wasn’t aware of the plan when we were all talking around her…”

Zoey, Avi, and the other Cool Kids regrouped in their favorite spot – the corner of the shelter.

“So, we’re voting out Rhonda?” Toad asked.

Zoey nodded. “Uh-huh! With Rhonda gone, the tribe will be far less chaotic, and yeah.”

“Are you sure this was the right decision? I mean, we won’t get heat on us for it, right?” Toad asked.

“You’ve been so pesky today with questions and such. Relax,” Zoey laughed.

“It’s hard to relax when you just convinced your tribe to throw a challenge for your own benefit…” Toad said.

Zoey gave him a stern look. “You’re safe, asshole. Now calm down!” Zoey went into a confessional. “Toad is very paranoid for no reason. He’s safe. We have Mana and Jay, and knowing Mana, he will do everything in his power – subconsciously of course – to make sure they don’t vote as a cognitive block.”

Mana and Bruno are walking and talking.

“So, I really want to avenge Zac,” Mana said.

“Avenge?” Bruno asked.

“Look, I don’t feel like speaking Portuguese right now. I’ll talk, you listen.” Mana took a deep breath. “I do want to avenge Zac. But, we have the votes to do that any time. I’m all for voting out Rhonda, don’t get me wrong—“

“Vote Rhonda us we?”

“Maybe. We could just vote out Epic. It’d be a blindside. Y’know? Like last night? We can’t let that deadly four run the game.”

“Greedah.”

“…What?”

“So voce.”

“…I’m done. Just vote Epic.” Mana left, and went into a confessional. “So, I thought that to give Bruno a little hope, I would tell him that we would blindside Epic. We probably won’t, let’s be honest. But, hey, it’s something for him to look forward to.”

Jay crawled into the shelter with the cool kids.

“Hi, peeps!” Jay had a huge grin.

“Hi, Jay!” They welcomed her.

“So, what’s the word?” Jay asked.

Toad said, “We were thinking Rhonda. We’re going to avenge Zac since she was so rude to him.”

“Oh, I like it! Rhonda was mean! So unlike her,” Jay responded before going into a confessional. “I kind of have to play dumb with these people. I’m really multifaceted, and I do love each and every one of the people here. But, if I play too nice or too smart, I’ll get taken out. And the real goal here is to make it to merge with Gid. So, I just have to go along with what people tell me and fly under the radar.”

Bruno and Jay were now talking.

“Alo, Jay!” Bruno smiled.

Jay smiled back. “Hi, Bruno!”

“Plan one I have!” Bruno said.

“You have a plan?” Jay grinned. “Please do tell me!”

Bruno whispered, “Epic for the blindsiding. He in the four alliances. Take now out him, won’t be jury he on the voting. Nobody mad is.”

Jay went into a confessional. “So, I was going to vote out Rhonda, since I hadn’t been told anything else. But, between the mangled English that Bruno told me, I figured out that he was telling me to vote out Epic. And that if we take out the alliance of four that trusts me now, they won’t be on the jury and not be able to not be voting for me. He certainly brings up a great point. I’ll just have to see…Mana and Bruno are really close, so I need to talk with Mana and see if he’s said anything to Bruno about blindsiding Epic. I really don’t want to do it, because I love, love, love Epic and them. They’re so nice and welcoming to me. But, will I really win against them?”

Jay and Mana are now shown walking together.

“Hi, Mana!” Jay said.

Mana smiled. “Oh, hey Jay!”

“What’s up?” Jay asked.

Mana chuckled. “Oh, nothing. Just stressing over this vote.”

“Well, speaking of the vote, I have some news!” Jay exclaimed.

“Really? Do tell!”

“Well, Bruno was telling me about voting off Epic. We would be able to tie it 4-4 if Rhonda does it. And keep in mind that if we vote off that alliance now, they can’t be bitter betties on jury. What do you say?”

“Ooh, sounds like fun. Go tell Rhonda,” Mana said before going into a confessional. “The cool kids alliance is voting off Rhonda. Rhonda, Bruno, and seemingly Jay are now going along with my fake plan. I didn’t anticipate that Bruno would think for himself. It was a pretty bad idea of me to underestimate him, I really shouldn’t have done it. I guess I’m just really distressed over Zac leaving. I need a break from this game, honestly.”

The Heroes are now shown heading to tribal council. They enter the tribal setting, slide their torches into their holes, and sit down on the stumps in front of them.

“Welcome back, guys!” Redflare exclaimed. “Let’s get right into it. Rhonda, you seemed clueless about the challenge forfeit. Why the sudden agreement?”

“Well, I’m on the inside of this game, so I’m not in danger. Plus, they had, like, just come up with it, so, like, I was just the last person to, like, know. That’s all,” Rhonda said. Everyone was laughing.

“Epic, why are you laughing?” Redflare asked.

“Because she’s isn’t on the inside,” Epic said.

Toad’s eyes widened.

“Toad, was that shocking at all?” Redflare asked.

“Well, it was shocking to hear Epic say it, but it’s true, she isn’t on the inside. Myself, Avi, Zoey, and Epic have a little alliance that have been controlling this game so far,” Toad explained.

“Well, that’s a bold statement,” Redflare said.

“It really is,” Mana cut in. “I myself have been affiliated with this alliance at one point or another, especially at the last vote. I was the vote to send Webly home. And, tonight, they’re probably sending Rhonda home unless we get a cohesive unit to cause a tie.”

“Has there been any talk of a cohesive unit?” Redflare asked.

“Yes, has there,” Bruno said. “I and Jay plus a twelving Manatation and the Jays are Epicking unless a swan.”

“…What?” Redflare asked.

Bruno shrugged.

“Okay, then…Jay? He said something about Jays…” Redflare mumbled.

“Well, yeah, I’ve been approached about voting out one of the people in that alliance. And I’d hate to do it. Both sides have their pros and cons,” Jay explained.

“Zoey, any comments?” Redflare asked.

“They can’t escape our grip. It’d tie at best. It’s in their best interest to not risk a purple rock and just vote with us,” Zoey replied.

Redflare laughed. “Well, this should be interesting. It’s time to vote. Mana, you’re up.”

Mana went to cast a vote. “This is purely because of my morals and not my strategic game.”

Zoey voted for Rhonda. “Bye! xoxo!”

Bruno voted for Epic. “Now is time you in the you for DAYUM.”

Toad cast a vote. “Rhonda, I really like you, but it’s time for you to go.”

Jay cast her vote for Epic. “Epic, I love you, and it breaks my heart, but it’s just a game.”

Epic voted for Rhonda. “It could be me!”

Avi, the last voter, sat down.

“I’ll go tally the votes,” Redflare said. He returned with the voting urn.

“If anybody has a hidden immunity idol, now is the time to play it.” No one stood. “I’ll read the votes.”

He removed the lid of the urn. “First vote…”

“Rhonda.”

“Epic.”

“Rhonda.”

“Epic. Two votes Rhonda, two votes Epic.”

“Epic. Three votes Epic, two votes Rhonda.”

“Rhonda. That’s three votes Epic, three votes Rhonda, two votes left.” Redflare took out another vote.

“Rhonda. That’s four votes Rhonda, three votes Epic, one vote left. I’ll read the last vote…”

“Fifth person voted out of Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, Rhonda.” Redflare finished. “You need to bring me your torch.”

Rhonda stood. “Love you all! Muah! No hard feelings.”

“…I’d have expected you to be way madder…” Mana said.

“Oh, don’t worry…” Rhonda slid his torch into the slot it belonged to. “I am. Haha!”

“Rhonda, the tribe has spoken.” Redflare snuffed her torch. “Time for you to go.”

“Bye guys! Love you all!” Rhonda left.

Mana laughed. “Thought she hated me.”

“We’ll never know.” Redflare turned back to the Heroes. “Anyway, tonight’s vote was really boring and predictable. Really, please, step it up. Grab your stuff, head back to camp, good night.”